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Mike shared, = “I just went to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. = When I asked why she was wearing a surgical mask, she said it was NOT a = mask; it was a coughy filter.   Ken M advised, If a stranger takes the seat…

Having just = endured #72, here is a simple summary of what I think of = birthdays: “A = birthday is like a vacuum cleaner.  It’s just there, and then = it sucks.   And when = it’s not sucking, it’s there waiting to = suck.”   The = end.…

Today is my = 72nd birthday.  Grandson asked the other day, ‘What was your = favorite fast food when you were growing up?’   ‘We didn’t = have fast food when I was growing up,’ I informed him. ‘All the food was = slow.’   ‘C’mon, = seriously. Where did…

An item in Thursday’s paper about = Massachusetts’ budget crisis made reference to new taxes that will = help put the state “back in the African-American”. = We apologize. The story should have said “back in the = black”.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows…

Editor’s apology: I originally wrote, = “When Woodrow Wilson was President, his wife grazed sheep on the = font lawn of the White House.”   I’m = sorry that typesetting inadvertently left out the word = ‘sheep’.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This…

In Wednesday’s Food Section, an inaccurate = number of jalapeno peppers was given for Jeanette Crowley’s = Southwestern chicken salad.   The recipe = calls for two, not twenty-two, jalapeno peppers.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

In last month’s health feature, reference was = made to “Sister Margaret Mary’s bust = clinic”.   It was, of = course, her “busy clinic”; the “t” and = “y” keys are next to each other on the = keyboard.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus…

In an article in last week’s paper about the = Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons), incorrectly said = that more than 2 million members of the church live in Utah, “a = state in which 70 percent take LSD.”   The article = should have read “a…

Bring us, O = Lord God, at our last awakening into the house and gate of = heaven: to enter into = that gate and dwell in that house, – where there = shall be no darkness nor dazzling, but one equal = light; – no noise nor = silence,…

For Sale: = Parachute. Only used once.  Never opened.   For Sale: Used = Cows.  Inquire in barn.   For Sale: All = Body Parts.  Joe’s Salvage Yard.   For Sale: = Lying Husband.  No reasonable offer = refused.   For Sale: = Home. By owner.  Because neighbor is a…

[Some headlines seem to blare the = oblivious]   **SCHOOL BOARD AGREES TO DISCUSS = EDUCATION   **WOMEN SOUGHT FOR STATE POLICE   **NEW STATE = BAR EXAM TO INCLUDE TEST OF LEGAL KNOWLEDGE   **HALF OF = ALL CHLIDREN TESTED SCORED BELOW AVERAGE   **FATHER OF = 11 FINED…

Noticed these = volumes on the shelf. Not sure anyone was buying them. **Moby = Disk   **Learning = Programming Bit by Bit   **War and = PC   **Keyboard = Maintenance: Learning Not to Lose Control   **A Tale of = Two CD’s   **Boot Camp = for Disk…

Waitress: Do = you want your coffee black? Bob: What = other colors do you have?   Science = Professor: Name the four main food groups. Student: = Frozen, Canned, Instant and Lite.   Elaine: = Don’t you think that couple makes a perfect = pair? Hank: Yes, I =…