Waitress: Do =
you want your coffee black?
Bob: What =
other colors do you have?
Science =
Professor: Name the four main food groups.
Student: =
Frozen, Canned, Instant and Lite.
Elaine: =
Don’t you think that couple makes a perfect =
pair?
Hank: Yes, I =
do. He’s a pill and she’s a =
headache.
Bob: I just =
haven’t been myself today.
Teresa: Yes, =
I’ve noticed the improvement.
Slow student: =
What do you think I’m going to be when I =
graduate?
Teacher: =
A senior citizen?
Junior: Dad, =
what do ball players do when they get older and their eyesight starts to =
go bad?
Dad: They =
become umpires.
Son: I’m =
getting tired of our dog chasing everybody on a bicycle. What can =
I do?
Mom: Take away =
his bicycle.
Shopper: =
I’d like to buy a pillow made with 100% goose =
feathers.
Salesman: =
Okay, but hope you can afford the down payment.
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www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"