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Best wis= hes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non= -addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the m= ost joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with = respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their= own religion as…

= ~~Shopping for my Wife I like it when my= wife makes Christmas shopping easy. Thi= s year she said she only wants four things.  A sledgehammer, duct tape= , some rope, and a large sturdy bag. No = problem with that.  Now I can&#821= 7;t wait to see what…

= How can you tell Halloween i= s just around the corner? Stores start putting out their Chri= stmas decorations.   What is the medical t= erm for people who spend all year going to yard sales to buy Christmas deco= rations? Orna-mental.   What= do you call a Christmas…

[True st= ory shared a number of years ago on social media] Each December, I v= ow to make Christmas a calm and peaceful experience. I had cut back on none= ssential obligations – extensive card writing, endless baking, decorating, = and even overspending. Yet still, I found myself exhausted,…

= Q: What two movies do snowme= n love to watch with their children?A: Snow White and Frozen.   Q: Why was the snowman looking through a pile of = carrots?A: He was picking his nose.   = Q: What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?A:=…

= Q: Where did they put the sn= owman who was misbehaving in jail?A: Ice-olation. = &n= bsp; Q: What is a snowman’s favorite food?A: Chilli.   Q: Why is Frosty never late?A: Because = time waits for snowman.   Q: What do snow= men eat at a picnic?A: Sandwiches…

= Q: What do snowmen eat for b= reakfast?  A: Frosted flakes or Ice Krispies   Q: How do snowmen get around?  A= : By riding “icicles”   Q: Wha= t do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite.=   Q: What do they sing at…

= My wife asked me to help wit= h the Christmas decorations for our home. I eagerly headed to town for a tr= ee and decorations and took several hours to find the right thing and set i= t up.   Teresa returned from her errands a= nd stood perplexed…

= Some months ago, I asked my = boss, “Can I have a week off around Christmas?” H= e said, “It’s May.” I replied, “Sorry= , sir. May I have a week off around Christmas?” = &n= bsp; ~~~ My boss wrote a memo about Christmas: To whoever put the…

= [On the first weekend of eac= h month, we share quotations to help those whose “get up and go&#8221= ; has “got up and went” and they need encouragement for the wee= ks ahead. I need them all.]   “Don&#= 8217;t judge each day by the harvest you reap,…

= According to the chocolate a= dvent calendar I bought yesterday … There are only thre= e days until Christmas.   I really don&#8= 217;t see much future for advent calendars. It feels like t= heir days are numbered.   Just came home = to find all my doors and…

= During the hustle and bustle= of Christmas shopping, a lady forgot her handbag in her cart as she piled = her purchases in the car. A few minutes later it was found by an honest lit= tle boy who returned it to the lost and found. They called her…

= Managing my weight around th= e holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I = took the batteries out of my scale on December 1st.   I placed Christmas decorations around my pottery cla= ss display. The teacher said it wasn’t great, but at le= ast it had…