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04/21/26 Grif.Net – Grandpa Swifty (+ Answers to More Daffynitions Quiz)

04/21/26 Grif.Net – Grandpa Swifty (+ Answers to More Daffynitions Quiz)

Came =
across a list of Tom Swifty jokes, where the final adverb adds a sharp (and=
funny) point to the sentence. Of course, for my grandkids I changed if all=
to “Grandpa” instead of “Tom”.  So now workin=
g on some “Grandpa Swifties”.

 

“I don’t think I could eat another hot dog, said Grandpa, fra=
nkly.

"I’m not afraid of a little poison ivy!" Grand=
pa said rashly.

 

"The thermostat is =
set too high," said Grandpa, heatedly.

 

"If you want me, I will be in the attic," said Grandpa, lof=
tily.

 

"Pass me the shellfish,"=
said Grandpa, crabbily.

 

"My pencil=
is dull," said Grandpa, pointlessly.

 

"I’ve joined the navy," Grandpa said fleetingly.

 

"I used the vacuum cleaner to clear the dr=
ain," Grandpa said succinctly.

 

&quo=
t;I think I’ll use a different font for my Grif Net jokes," said=
Grandpa, boldly. 

 

**ANSWERS TO MORE DAFFY-NITIONS QUIZ**

 

Example: =

y =3D Musician who does nothing but fiddle around =
=3D Violinist

1. A very, very sm=
all joke =3D Minnehaha or puny pun

2. So=
meone who faints in the doctor’s office =3D Outpatient

=

3. Person whose job it is to put you in your place =3D=
Real estate agent

4. Money put aside in=
case your car gets a flat =3D Retirement Fund

5. Where tadpoles save their money =3D Riverbank

6. The sickest tree in the forest =3D the Sycamore

7. Man who patients are wearing thin =3D Diet do=
ctor or bariatric surgeon

8. What a poli=
ceman would yell at a runaway Timex =3D Stopwatch

9. Apparatus on the corner that turns red the closer you move tow=
ard it in your car =3D Traffic light

10.=
Mail that arrives wet =3D postage due

~~

Dr. Bob =
Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”

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