Why did the hockey player color his teeth orange?
So they would be easier to find on the ice=
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Why is a pig in the house like a house on fire?
The sooner it is put out, the better.
Why did the baker qu=
it making donuts?
He just got tired of t=
he hole business.
Why did the girl sleep on a chandelier?
She was a light sleeper.
Why are fishermen and shephe=
rds never to be trusted?
They live by ho=
ok or by crook.
Why is a b=
ride always unlucky on her wedding day?
She didn’t marr=
y the best man.
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“1 cross + 3 nails =3D 4 given”