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When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative…

This is a men/women comparison of the usual groundbreaking topic, “Did you get a haircut?”] WOMEN’S VERSION: Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman2:…

[Personal: This is a reprint from Nov 2000. As many of you know, my health is not good and my disease is moving into my hands and causing great challenges to typing. I may never get “better” and that is a bitter pill to swallow! I am not able to…

I’m sure it will support my weight. It’s just a few scattered lightning bolts. We should be out of range here. That’s not smoke, that’s steam. That should be enough gas to make it across Nevada. It’s so tame you can put your head in its mouth. It was fresh…

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Earl the computer guy, to come over. Earl clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem in under a minute! He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him,…

Leash. A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. Dog Bed. Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. Drool. What you do when your…

These are the results of a contest, in which Boomers were asked to tell Gen X’ers how much harder you had it in the old days: RUNNER-UP: In my day, we couldn’t afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire…

Dave Barry is always the source of some great thoughts. Funny but pithy. Here are some that tickled me this Monday morning: 1 The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2 People who feel the need to tell you that they have…

“Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged.” ~ President Abraham Lincoln ~~ Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

Rosetta Cales wrote, I had always prided myself on being an “on time” person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something. “What?” I called back. “Don’t slow me down. I’m late.” “No you’re…

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A. Pilgrims Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A. Spring-time! Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky? A. During Ape-ril showers! Q. Can February March? A. No, but April May! Q. What…

[Adam J wrote, “It’s a good thing bad pun week only comes once a year. I have to get on a plane for the first time in my life in a couple of weeks. Maybe next week we could have some plane jokes.”] Okay, Adam, Here are “10 Things You…

Taken from actual photos of church signs: “God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist” “Forgive your enemies – it messes with their heads” “Free coffee AND everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges” “Don’t be so open minded that your brains fall out” “Read the…