[Adam J wrote, “It’s a good thing bad pun week only comes once a year. I
have to get on a plane for the first time in my life in a couple of weeks.
Maybe next week we could have some plane jokes.”]
Okay, Adam, Here are “10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear on an Airplane”
1. On an ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted
to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as
floatation devices…
2. Hey folks, we’re going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you
can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra
pack of peanuts.
3. Goose! Bogey at 2 O’clock … He’s hot on our tail! … Eject! Eject!
4. Ummmmmm … Sorry everybody … (silence)
5. To the passengers on the right-hand side of the plane, I’m sure you’ve
noticed the loss of an engine, however the reduction in weight and drag will
mean we’ll be flying much more efficiently now.
6. This is your Captain speaking. These dumb planes are a lot different than
the ships I’m used to… so please give me some leeway if this flight
doesn’t go too well.
7. It would be a good idea right now if everyone would close their shades
and watch the in-flight movie.
8. We’ve now reached our cruising altitude of 20,000 feet and . . . uh-oh!
9. Aww, I can’t figure out how to turn this siren thingy off and don’t
worry, that gauge is always on ‘E’.
10. Stewardess would you please bring four parachutes to the front cabin.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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