Taken from actual photos of church signs:
“God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist”
“Forgive your enemies – it messes with their heads”
“Free coffee AND everlasting life – yes, membership has its privileges”
“Don’t be so open minded that your brains fall out”
“Read the Bible. It will scare the Hell out of you”
“God loved the world so much he didn’t send a committee”
“Wal-Mart is not the ONLY saving place”
“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity”
“There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given