DAD – “Do you know what an opera is, son?”
SON – “Yes. It’s where someone gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, they
sing.”
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SON – “Dad, will you help me with my homework?”
DAD – “I’m sorry, son, but that just wouldn’t be right”
SON – “Well, at least you could try, couldn’t you?”
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SON – “Here’s a dictionary, Dad”
DAD – “Why are you showing me that?”
SON – “Well, you said that I would never find a place were SUCCESS came
before WORK.”
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SON – “Dad, can you help me find the common denominator in this math
homework?”
DAD – “Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet! I remember looking for
it when I was your age.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given