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05/03/07 Grif.Net – Jokes for my Grandkids

05/03/07 Grif.Net – Jokes for my Grandkids

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims

Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring-time!

Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!

Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!

Q. What flowers grow on faces?
A. Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. A bee (B) comes after it!

Q. What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A. De-calf-inated

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Q. Why should you never tell secrets in a garden?
A. Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans talk
(beanstalk)

Q: Which is more important, the sun or the moon?
A: The moon. It shines when it is dark, but the sun shines when it is light
anyway

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given