Dave Barry is always the source of some great thoughts. Funny but pithy.
Here are some that tickled me this Monday morning:
1 The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of
helicopters in it.
2 People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of
humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.
3 The most valuable function performed by the federal government is
entertainment.
4 The one thing that unites all humans, regardless of age, gender, religion,
economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all
believe that we are above-average drivers.
5 There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
6 The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
people who are not in them.
7 When God decides to deliver a message to humanity, he will not use, as his
messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
8 You should not confuse your career with your life.
9 Nobody is normal. Your friends love you anyway.
10 Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given