Daily Humor

A man came = home from work and found his three children outside, still in their = pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn = all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as = was the front door to…

A King heard tales of a plot to overthrow his = reign.  He had a Count arrested and tortured, hoping to reveal the = names of his enemies.  But the Count would not give up any details = of individuals or the suspected coup.   Finally the = King ordered…

The chickens were distraught when = the tornado destroyed their home, but hopefully they will be able to = recoup.   Many aspiring = major-league chickens fail spring training by only hitting fowl = balls.   The only day = of the week chickens hate is fry-day.   The young…

Q. Why does a chicken coop always have 2 = doors? A. If it had 4 doors, it would = be a chicken sedan.   Q. Why were = the hens thrown off the big rock concert on board a = ship? A. Because police found them = taking eggs…

Can a = Free-Range chicken be cooked on a stove = you bought?   When the = farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the = highest bidder. They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but = auctions speak louder than birds.   A chicken farmer’s favorite…

[Last week’s effort on some chicken humor brought so much whining = and groaning that we decided We HAVE to have a WHOLE WEEK of chicken = jokes. You’re welcome.] There was once a very influential = farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens…

[True story by Anna Kaye MacLean]   I want to share the experience that my husband, 7 year old autistic = sister and I had today at the Chili’s location in Midvale, UT. =   Arianna, my little sister, didn’t waste any time when our waitress, = Lauren, greeted us…

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a = case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against… get this… = FIRE.   Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile = of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on = the policy, the man…

[I felt a little chicken, but decided to list some = children’s jokes today. Adults may pick/choose any to laugh at as = desired] Why do = hens lay eggs?(If they dropped them, they’d break!) = What do = you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?(Foul weather!) =…

My buddy = Bob said he was at a party the other night and overheard three very = large women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he = approached and asked, "Hello, are you three ‘lassies’ = from Scotland?” One of = them angrily screeched, "It’s Wales, Wales…

A guy want to take his = girlfriend to the prom. He waits in the ticket line for a long time, but = happy to finally get the tickets. He plans to rent a limo. The = rental line is really long, but he eventually is able to rent the…

A little boy was ushered into the ER with a bloody = gash on his head.   "What happened?" asked the receptionist = behind the desk. Crying, the boy replied "My sister hit me with a = couple of tomatoes."   The = nurse came out and said, "That’s incredible. …

A= vacationing American businessman standing on the pier of a quaint = coastal fishing village in southern Mexico watched as a small boat with = just one young Mexican fisherman pulled into the dock. Inside the small = boat were several large yellowfin tuna. Enjoying the warmth of the early…