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03/02/16 Grif.Net – Confessions

03/02/16 Grif.Net – Confessions

I heard about the =
kidnapping at the elementary school yesterday.
Everything’s fine. He =
woke up.

I can’t eat =
breakfast without a couple slices of wheat on the side because I’m =
lack-toast intolerant.

I want to stop buying =
more clothes for fall, but I always end up swiping my debit =
cardigan.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job with =
the highway department. But when I got home, all the signs were =
there.
I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier for the basement and plan to =
put them both in the basement and let them fight it =
out.
I took a speed waiting course. Now at the doctor’s office I =
can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I used to be a plastic surgeon, =
which raised a few eyebrows.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"