Question: =
What is the biggest drawback to retirement?
Answer: You =
never get a day off.
Question: Why do retirees smile all =
the time?
Answer: =
Because they can’t hear a word you’re =
saying!
Question: When is a retiree’s =
bedtime?
Answer: =
Three hours after he falls asleep on the =
couch.
Question: Why don’t retirees mind =
being called seniors?
Answer: =
The term comes with a 10 percent discount.
Question: How do you know you’re =
old enough to retire?
Answer: =
Instead of lying about your age, you start bragging about =
it!
Question: What is the best =
thing about turning 100?
Answer: No peer =
pressure.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"