Daily Humor

Somebody said = that it couldn’t be done,But he with a chuckle repliedThat maybe = it couldn’t, but he would be oneWho wouldn’t say so "till he = tried."   So = he buckled right in with the trace of a grinOn his face. If he = worried, he hid…

[20 years ago the Grif.Net gave this list.  = Realize little needs to be revised in “The World’s 20 Shortest = Books”]   20. = Everything Women Know About Men   19. = Staple Your Way to Success   18. = Amelia Earhart’s Guide to the Pacific Ocean   17.…

I think I’m going to hire the = same landscaper I used last year – he was a hard worker and really easy = to get a lawn with.   I am warning my granddaughters = never date a tennis player.  Seems like love means nothing to = them.  …

[Additional new “facts” teachers share = from test pages]     = – The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top = and you sit on the bottom.     = – We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because…

[Some teachers  collect “odd = facts” from papers and tests of what students THINK are correct = answers.  But fall short a tad.]     = – The future of "I give" is "I = take."     = – The parts of speech are lungs and air.    …

[Yes, everyone is excited to get a new round of old = puns on the first of every month J ]   Haunted = French pancakes give me the crepes.   I was going = to buy some Velcro, but it seemed like a rip off.   Bakers share =…

Just for today I will try to = live through this day only, and not tackle all my problems at once. I = can do something for twelve hours that would appall me if I felt that I = had to keep it up for a lifetime.   Just for…

A man walked in the shop and ordered a Polish = sausage and coke. "You must be a Packer fan" was all that was = said.   "Wait a minute", replied the man. = "If I had asked for a bratwurst and beer, would you have said I was =…

George Bredehorn sends this in.  You are given = 3 letters that appear consecutively anywhere in a word. Try to find a = common word for each "partword".   ____________ WBO ________________   ____________ WBE ________________   ____________ RWO ________________   ____________ BST ________________   ____________ MPH ________________   ____________…

Two less-than-straight-A college students were = taking their important final exam in Wisconsin History, which happened = to be completion (fill-in-the-blank).  The last question read, = "Old MacDonald had a _________."   Josh = was stumped.  He had no idea of the answer.  He knew he needed = to get…

When God created the world for humankind to prosper = and multiply, He decided to give each group two virtues.  Examples = – He made the Japanese patient & hardworking; He made the Germans = tenacious & hard-headed; He made the Americans organized & = pragmatic, etc.   When =…

Kyle (6) and = Johnny (4) were about to eat dinner with their babysitter when Kyle told = her, "You can’t sit in Daddy’s seat!"   "Daddy’s not home," the babysitter = replied kindly. "Since I’m responsible for you while he’s gone, I = can sit here.  Today, I’m the…

04/22/17 Weekend Grif.Net – Keeper of the Spring [Story from Peter = Marshall, Chaplain of the US Senate] The "Keeper of the Spring," was a quiet forest dweller who lived = high above an Austrian village along the eastern slope of the Alps. The = old gentleman had been hired…