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[June, notorious for weddings, = is quickly approaching.  Thought I would share my advice on = love.  Then read OTHER people’s advice and share = theirs’ instead.] When it comes to finding available men in = Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.– Garrison = Keillor  …

Continuation on = examples of the biblical influence on the English language, specifically = with phrases or idioms now widely adopted and known.  How many of = these do you know? (I added the biblical reference if you need = help)   16. “Nothing but _______ and bones” (Job =…

The Bible has = influenced and transformed many lives, leaving a mark forever on = millions in the English-speaking world.  The cultural influence of = the Bible impacted phrases or idioms now widely adopted and known.  = How many of these do you know? (I added the biblical reference if…

[These have been = compiled from decades of experiences of hundreds of people and are not = “funny”, but rather attempt at being “helpful” = so your fortune will come true. Feel free to discuss them over General = Tsao’s chicken or Moo Shoo Pork.]   1.) Do not grab…

A = man walked out to the street and caught a taxi the second he waved his = hand.  He got into the taxi.   Cabbie: "Perfect timing. You’re just like = Frank."   Passenger: = "Who?"    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did = everything right all…

[My good friend Ken is asking questions again. What = can you say? Minnesotans: can’t live with them and can’t = live with them.]   Q. What do = you use to get corn cobs smooth? A. = Kernel sanders   Q. What = branch of the military are babies…

[Dr Tim saved a Grif.Net blog from five years = ago this May and shared it with a smile.  So why can’t I = “reuse” a “vintage” = entry?] I always help the kids in church give me the = "right" answers to questions I ask during a sermon. So…

A baby asked God, the = Heavenly Father:   “They tell me you are = sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so = small and helpless?”   “Your angel will be = waiting for you and will take care of you.”  …

When I see = lovers’ initials carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s = cute. I just = think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a = date.   When people = go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see it I…

Boy dialing 911   Boy: Hello? = I need your help.   911: All = right, what is it?   Boy: Two = girls are fighting over me!   911: So = what’s your emergency?   Boy: The = ugly one is winning.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected]…

I just returned from Dr. Visine’s funeral.  = I’d like to report there was not a dry eye in the house. =   I just got word that if I did not stop drinking I = would go blind.  I’m thinking that by age 70 I’ve = pretty much seen…

[Always fun to see what = my friends claim is their “status” on Facebook or = Twitter] ·         = I think it’s = really cool how the word "OK" is a sideways = person ·         = T.G.I.A. = (Thank goodness I’m awesome!) ·         = A big shout = out to…

[Visiting a Christian College and heard these = “lines” from guys looking for a girl before the school year = is over.  Feel free to use any you’d like]   While = having morning devotions, God told me to come and talk to you. =   I’m really into the…