Fourth of July weekend was here. Everyone was enjoying the =
beautiful summer weather. At Church on Sunday the pastor said he =
was glad so many were in attendance but that he didn’t want to =
keep them long.
"My =
good people, I have here in my hands three sermons. I =
have a $1000 sermon that lasts five minutes. I have a $500 =
sermon that lasts thirty minutes. And I also have a $100 sermon =
that lasts a full hour.”
Everyone =
looked at each other wondering what would happen next. =
The =
preacher continued, “Now, before I start the sermon, we’ll take =
the collection and determine which one I’ll =
deliver.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"