A friend shouted to his Mom on Mother’s Day, &= #8220;How does breakfast in bed sound?” She said, “Ooh that sounds lovely!” He said, “Great, I’ll have bacon, toast, and two = eggs.”   My buddy asked his Mom what she wanted for Mother’s Da= y. She said, “Thanks son,…

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take anothe= r woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know t= his other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you."=   The other woman that my wife…

Grandchildren don’t make a woman feel old. That comes from t= he knowledge that she’s married to a grandfather.   It’s amazing how g= randmothers seem so young once you become one.   Grandmothers are like a piec= e of string – handy to have around and easily wrapped around…

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young agai= n. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.   Nobody can do f= or little children what grandmothers do. Grandmothers sort of sprinkle star= dust over the lives of little ones One of the most powerful…

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them loose change f= rom my purse, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure.   Becomi= ng a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you’re just a mother. The next yo= u are all-wise. And prehistoric. &nb= sp; Grandchildren don’t stay…

Wh= y did Shakespeare always write with a pen?  Because = pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?   What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence   What do you call a ske= leton with only a head?  A nobody.=   What did the bossy…

Wh= y did Shakespeare always write with a pen?  Because = pencils made him ask ‘2B or not 2B’?   What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence   What do you call a ske= leton with only a head?  A nobody.=   What did the bossy…

Wh= at do PHD students eat when they’re hungry?  = Academi= a nuts.   Why did the Oreo go to the de= ntist?  Because he lost his filling.   Excuse me sir, will my pizza be long?  No, it’ll be round.   Why do fish live in salt water?  Pepper…

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by t= he things you didn’t do than by the ones you did.” ~ Mark Twain   “Hope has two beautiful daugh= ters. Their names are Anger and Courage. Anger at the way things are, and C= ourage to see that they…

[Personal Note: I don’t take offense at humor about heaven, St. Peter, or = the Pearly gates.  If you do, just click on the garbage icon now.]   A man die= s and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. S= t. Peter says,…

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated = as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of t= he Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.   What he saw was an old= leaf that had been pressed in between…

Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Dad Say]=   – Well, what do y= ou know? I’m lost. We’ll have to stop and get some directions.   – Well, hone= y, you are thirteen now. I bet you’re ready to start dating.   – Here are the= keys to…

[Ever= y year I promise my bride I will not mention her age or her birthday on my = Grif Net blog. I boast about mine, since God has been good to give me 78+ y= ears. So now I am pleased that my wife finally caught up with me. …