[This week is throwback to 1996 when the grif net blog first was distributed on the web. These are actual headlines from1996 from media around the USA.] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to…
Eye Drops Off Shelf Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told = Miners Refuse to Work after Death ~~ Dr. Bob Griffin “Abhorring all my…
[This week is throwback to 1996 when the www.grif.net blog first was distributed on the web. These are actual headlines from 1996 from media around the USA.] Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Include Your Children when Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police…
“There is one page at the very front of the New Testament that almost everyone skips. It looks like nothing. Forty-two generations of names. So-and-so was the father of so-and-so. But hidden inside that list is the most scandalous guest list in all of Scripture, and it changes everything about…
If college students wrote the Bible . . . The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning — cold. The Ten Commandments would have been only five. They would have been double-spaced and written in a large font. The Bible would have come out in a new edition…
Q. Does a person need Jesus to go to heaven? A. These days, you need Jesus just to go to Wal= mart Q. How hot is it? A. Not sure, bu= t think I saw Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego outside Q. How did Noah kee= p bees in…
Overheard in a restaurant after church Sunday: If = our pastor doesn’t score a point in 90 minutes, we don’t give h= im extra time. ~~ Dr. Bob Griffin“Abhorr= ing all my sin, adoring only Him” [email protected] www.grif.net = Virus-free.www.avast.com
A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial sch= ool near the preschool wing when a group = of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and…
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for = one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with a= nother, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal= station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God…
The father of a high school senior called the boy’s La= tin teacher and complained: "How could you give my boy an F on his mid= -term exam?" The teacher answered, "Because we’re not allo= wed to give a G." ~~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] = www.grif.net…
Ad= vice on handling teens from Mark Twain – “When a child turns = 13 you should put him in a barrel and feed him through the knothole. = When he turns 16 you should plug up the knothole.” ~~ Dr. Bob Griffin= [email protected] www.grif.net= “1= cross + 3…
Teenaged boy comes home from driving dad’s new car. “I’ve got good news and bad news – which do you want first” Dad replies, “Give me the good news first”. Son says, “The airbags work”
[This= was submitted by a reader of Health Canada Magazine, June 2001, and reprin= ted in the Grif.Net 25 years ago this month] The presence of female hormones in beer leads to a theory that drinki= ng beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men…