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1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s definitely obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you’d least expect to find…

[Pastor Jim in Kentucky shares this serious reminder] “There’s a man goin’ ’round takin’ names. An’ he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won’t be treated all the same. There’ll be a golden ladder reaching down, when the man comes around. “—Johnny Cash “Jesus would never judge…

Phoebe sent me this story: One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living…

Dr Chan faced a mystery. Some of his most valuable artifacts of jade and teak were taken in an apparent robbery. Police found footprints that looked like a young lad, but something was not right. So they set a hidden surveillance camera at other antique shops. They were surprised to…

This St. Patrick’s Day you’re likely to take part in that time honored tradition of wearing green. If not, you risk punishment-by-pinch, an especially popular custom on schoolyards and around office water coolers. Thus, wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day is not only widely practiced, it’s virtually required. It’s hard…

A husband asked his wife, ‘You never argue when I get mad at you. How do you always control your anger?’ ‘I clean the toilet,’ she replied. ‘How does that help?’ he asked. ‘I use your toothbrush.’  ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

Working people frequently ask us newly-retired people what we do to make their days interesting. A friend shared this example: “Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came…

[Tomorrow is my 62nd birthday, and I start collecting Social Security. Thank you to all who are working hard to support me, since FDR and Congress lied and never did put any of MY money into an “untouchable” fund so it would be here at retirement with interest and no…

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When his mother-in-law asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And then the fight started……

Did I tell you about our new recovery group for compulsive talkers? It’s called “On And On Anon”. It’s the one Twelve-Step meeting where you are asked to please NOT “share” your life story. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

Pig farmers have never done well in the United States. Most Americans prefer beef to pork. Hamburger is an American favorite but contains no ham. The porcine raisers were hopeful to see a significant increase in their business after the scares about health over beef, but most of the benefits…

There is evidence that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers, but unfortunately all the league records were destroyed in a fire. Thus we’ll sadly never know for whom the Tells bowled.  ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net “Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

HardPreacher in Virginia found out I was turning 62 this week and starting on Social Security. So He wrote his experience with the government . . . “I went down this morning to sign up my dog for welfare. At first the lady said, ‘Dogs are not eligible to draw…