[Final installment of Tax “Humor”. Hey, we TRIED to make the week better.]
What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As you know, under
our three-branch system of government, the tax laws are created by Satan.
But he works through the Congress, so that’s where we must focus our
efforts.
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Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something
the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your
bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag.
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Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what
to have for dinner.
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Remember, you don’t PAY taxes – they TAKE taxes.
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If we don’t do something to simplify the tax system, we’re going to end up
with a national police force of internal revenue agents. (Leon Panetta)
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Q. Are we EVER going to have a federal tax system that regular people can
understand?
A. Our top political leaders have all voiced strong support for this idea.
Q. So you’re saying it will never happen?
A. Right.
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There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for
some.
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And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: make sure you file your tax
return on time! And remember that, even though income taxes can be a “pain
in the neck,” the folks at the IRS are regular people just like you. Except
that they can destroy your life.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”