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Yesterday (June 19th), Teresa and I celebrated our 41st Wedding Anniversary. She asked me to describe her, so I started slowly . . . “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asked, “What does that mean?” So I said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, we’ve done two week. This is the final installment.] “Just a minute more, Daddy,” the little girl cried. “I don’t want to go inside right now; give me one more piggy ride.” “Just another minute, Daddy,” she said when she was…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, this is day 11.] “The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them” ~Bertrand Russell “I am determined that my children should be brought up their father’s religion, if they ever can find…

[Closing in on Father’s Day. Hope you’ve sent more than a forward of the grif.net to your Dad] “We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves. There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.” ~Henry War Beecher “And ye…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, I thought I would share some father-fodder each day leading up to Father’s Day.] “It matters not that Time has shed his thawless snow upon your head, For he maintains, with wondrous art, perpetual summer in your heart.” ~William Hamilton Hayne…

[Father-fodder to spread joy and tears leading up to Father’s Day] “Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants ’round thy table”. ~Psalm 128:3 “A wise son makes a glad father.” ~Proverbs 10:1 “The righteous man walks in his…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, here is a week-long batch of father-fodder] “Father. There cannot be a holier name for God Himself.” ~William Wordsworth “Thank you for being my Dad. No matter how tall I grow, I’ll always look up to you.” ~Bob Griffin “To every…

[Special father-fodder weekend edition leading up to Father’s Day] God took ~the strength of a mountain ~the majesty of a tree ~the warmth of the summer sun ~the calm of a quiet sea ~the generous soul of nature ~the comforting arm of night ~the wisdom of the ages ~the power…

[More father-fodder each day] There are four stages in a man’s life: 1. He believes in Santa Claus 2. He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus 3. He is Santa Claus 4. He looks like Santa Claus ~Anonymous “I don’t want to imply my father is old, but when he was…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, I thought I would share some father-fodder each day for a fortnight leading up to Father’s Day. Feel free to use any you like.] “A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there,…

[More father-fodder each day for a fortnight leading up to Father’s Day] “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” ~Charles Wadsworth “Father is a banker provided by nature.” ~French Proverb “When a father gives to his…

[Rather than just a single day to honor dads, I thought I would share some father-fodder each day for a fortnight leading up to Father’s Day.] “Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father: He…