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Enjoying Memorial Day Weekend, the wife and I were catching some sun at the ocean when we noticed a girl with a back pack. She would approach people with boom boxes and other electronic devices and speak softly to them. Occasionally she would reach in her pack, exchange a small…

PRAYER FOR PEACE, MEMORIAL DAY, 2013 BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION Since our Nation’s earliest days, America has been blessed with an unbroken chain of patriots who have served our country with honor and distinction. From Concord to the Korengal, generations of brave warriors…

[Some old, some new – all good reading!!] “School Truancy”, by Marcus Absent. “Positive Reinforcement”, by Wade Ago. “The Lion Attacked”, by Claude Yarmoff. “I Lost My Balance”, by Eileen Dover and Phil Down. “How to Write Big Books”, by Warren Peace. “The Art of Archery”, by Beau N. Arrow.…

MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER: “I don’t care where you’ve been or what you’ve discovered. You still could have written!” MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER: “Can’t you paint on walls like…

The top 10 names for new line of Wal-Mart Wines 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. Grape Expectations 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vinegar! 2. World Championship Riesling 1. Nasti Spumante ~~ Dr Bob Griffin…

I was visiting with a young man studying to be a pastor. As a veteran of the pulpit for 43 years, I was immediately interested and asked, “What subjects are you studying at school?” The young seminarian said, “You know, the usual – Greek, Church History, Pastoral Ministry and Systematic…

A woman brought a very limp duck into the veterinarian clinic. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has…

Reflection: Ten years ago on Mother’s Day I broke my foot. No pain. Wife looked at toes (2 at 90 degree right angle from side of foot). She reset them. Still no pain. On Monday May 12, 2003 I went to the foot doctor for x-rays and a “boot”. He…

A distinguished clergyman and his friend were playing golf. It was a very close match, and at the last hole the clergyman teed up, addressed the ball, and swung his driver with great force. The ball, instead of sailing down the fairway, merely rolled off the tee and settled slowly…

[Jack, a long-time Grif.Net aficionado from Maine, relates this true story] Dr. Cutter is our local Veterinarian, and well-known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine. After almost an hour of prying, pulling,…

[Rules for Possessions . . of Toddlers and Democrats] 1. If I like it, it’s mine. 2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine. 5. If it’s mine, it…

If you are traveling soon, consider Lutheran Air, the no-frills airline. You’re all in the same boat on Lutheran Air, where flying is an uplifting experience. There is no First Class on any Lutheran Air flight. Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls, 7-15 bring a salad, 16-21 a main…

If guns are outlawed, what will we shoot liberals with? – Wyoming Bumper Sticker of the Week ^^^^^ A mother and daughter were picking strawberries. Mom shared her fond memory, “I am so glad we got to pick strawberries together. I remember this exact spot when I was your age…