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03/23/13 Weekend Grif.Net – Finding Common Denominator in Gun Violence

Like everyone in America, we’ve been saddened again and again over the years
by crazy, evil or misguided men who kill the innocent. Whether they use
guns or knives or explosives or sterile clinic rooms, they sicken us.

So we need to look carefully at these killers and try to “profile” a bit to
see who needs to have guns registered or confiscated.

(Aside: why is it that none of the disturbed and evil men, who steal guns,
then go and kill movie-goers and children in school, has ever been
identified as a conservative NRA member?)

Let’s make a profile:

1 Gunman at Ft Hood = Registered Democrat and a Muslim

2 Gunmen at Columbine High School = Too young to vote, but both families
were registered Democrats and progressive liberals

3 Gunman at Virginia Tech = Wrote hate mail to then-President Bush and to
his staff. And of course, another registered Democrat

4 Gunman at the Colorado Theater = Registered Democrat. A staff worker
volunteer on the Obama campaign, an Occupy Wall Street participant, and
avowed progressive liberal

5 Gunman at the Connecticut School = Another Registered Democrat

The single common thread in all of these shooters? They were progressive
liberal Democrats.

My Conclusion:
It appears to me, as a Conservative Christian, we should join the current
hysteria and suggest that the evidence shows that guns of all registered
Progressives and Democrats should be confiscated.

And it will be EASY! We know who they are – they’ve registered with the
government already!

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

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03/21/13 Grif.Net – Elementary Music Lovers

[DM share little know music “facts” written by elementary-aged children]

“J.S. Bach died from 1750 to the present”

“Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.”

“Refrain means don’t do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not
try to sing.”

“Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was also rather
large.”

“Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling
him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven expired in 1827 and
later died from this.”

“Henry Purcell is a well-known composer few people have ever heard of.”

“An opera is a song of bigly size.”

“A harp is a nude piano. ”

“Aaron Copland is one of our most famous contemporary composers. It is
unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do not live until they are
dead.”

“A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.”

“Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.”

“I know what a sextet is but I’d rather not say.”

“Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.”

“My favorite composer is opus.”

“Probably the most marvelous fugue was between the Hatfield’s and the
McCoy’s.

“My very best liked piece is the bronze lullaby.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”