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My wife just called me. She said, “Two of the girls in the office have just received bouquets of flowers for the New Year. And they are absolutely gorgeous.” I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.” Now the wife isn’t talking to me. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected]…

Why are half of the people I know below average? If Barbie is so popular, why do I have to buy her friends? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? If God dropped…

“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team. The first requisite is life, always.” – A. W. Tozer [Enjoyed this personal testimony and evaluation by Nicole Cottrell] Lie #1. CHURCH IS OPTIONAL…

I take it you already know of tough and bough and cough and dough. Some may stumble, but not you, on hiccough, thorough, slough, and through. So now are you ready, perhaps, to learn of less familiar traps? *Beware of heard, a dreadful word, that looks like beard, but sounds…

[Time for first-of-the-month really bad word plays] I got a dart board for Christmas and put it on the ceiling, but I don’t like using it. It makes me throw up. I bought some Doritos swimming trunks today. I might go for a dip later. Speaking of that, I was…

[Some funny, some pithy, some inspirational. Here are some quotations as we say good-bye to 2014 and rejoice in a New Year ahead] “A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.” ~Dr Phil McGraw “Hope smiles from the threshold of the year…

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days. Even here in Casper. A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find genuine Wisconsin Bratwurst?” The shop clerk looked up with a question of his own: “Are you from Wisconsin?” The guy, clearly offended, replied, “Why,…

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out.…

How to Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions By Rabbi Brad Hirschfield Making New Year’s resolutions is relatively easy, but keeping them, not so much. Here are six tips based on the Bible and ancient rabbinic wisdom that will help you keep your resolutions and help you have a better new…

This is a repeat Grif.Net, but know many feel burned-out from traditional music and need some songs for the way you feel. No matter WHAT syndrome you or your friends suffer from, here are some songs that might fit. Do you feel . . Narcissistic? Hark the Herald Angles Sing…

After 12 days of Puns and really bad Christmas humor, we felt today called for the REAL CHRISTMAS STORY from the Gospel of Luke. “And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. (This taxing…

A fancy restaurant was preparing brunch for Christmas. The Eggs Benedict looked scrumptious, but there was no bright shiny platter large enough on which to properly display them for the buffet. An ingenious kitchen staff member had an idea and quickly ran outside, returning with a gleaming old hubcap off…

It was Christmas Eve and a burglar broke into the home of a prominent local lawyer. He took the lawyer’s Christmas gifts from under the tree, while leaving the packages for the wife and children untouched. As he was leaving the house, he was apprehended by an alert policeman. He…