Q: What’s back, wheat, and read all over?A: = Autocorrect ~~ Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t = Nintendo. ~~And now it appears autocorrect has become = my worst enema. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"
05/18/16 Grif.Net – Advanced Coffeeology
Due to the widespread appreciation of = yesterday’s insights on coffee, here are more meditations on the = magical beans . . . “How do I take my coffee? Seriously. = Very seriously.” “I = drink coffee for your protection.” “Procaffinating: the tendency not to start = anything…
05/17/16 Grif.Net – Coffeeology
Meditation on my coffee cup this morning . . . = “Every day take time = to smell the coffee” “Hello = darkness my old friend” “Espresso = yourself” “Better latte than = never” “My blood type is dark roast Arabica = positive” “Take = life one…
05/16/16 Grif.Net – Police Exam
At the Wyoming State Police Academy a recruit = was asked, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own = mother?” His answer? “I’d call for = backup.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"
05/14/16 Weekend Grif.Net – Remember When We had a Great President?
[Didn’t know at the time how high the bar was = set by President Ronald Reagan. Here are some bits of wisdom from the = last great POTUS] "Socialism only works in two places: = Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have = it." “Here’s…
05/13/16 Grif.Net – Only on Friday the 13th
Q: It’s Friday the = 13th. Do you have any superstitions?A: No. I think it’s unlucky to = have superstitions, and something bad might = happen. ~~Q: Why aren’t = people in America afraid of Friday the 13th?A: After losing their = home, job, and 401k, and the prospect…
05/12/16 Grif.Net – Clear Conscience
An elderly pastor = was dying and wanted a clean conscience. He shared with his wife some of = his secret thoughts, then asked her if she had any secrets from more = than five decades of marriage She took out a box from the close = that she had…
05/11/16 Grif.Net – If I Said what I was really Thinking
I hate being bi-polar. It’s = awesome. No, you may not "axe" me a = question. I don’t speak welfare. I hope the friends that haven’t called me in = a while know how much I appreciate that. I’ve never seen a tombstone that read: = "Died…
05/10/16 Grif.Net – Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the guy whose wife threw a bottle = of omega-3 pills at this head?He’s been hospitalized with = super fish oil injuries. Did you hear about my perfect grandson = who has never failed a class, doesn’t drink/smoke or come home = late?He will be six…
05/09/16 Grif.Net – Job Fair
Heard that in Denver = there’s a job fair that will cater exclusively to the cannabis industry. = Fifteen marijuana-related businesses will be hiring people for a variety = of job openings. It’s a little different. These companies actually test = to make sure you are on drugs. The…
05/07/16 Weekend Grif.Net – Memories are Fleeting
This = Sunday we remember and honor mothers on the anniversary of the first = national Mother’s Day. That fame often is fleeting, and the = memories of most men and women short, hits home once more by the story = of the founder of Mother’s Day. Miss Anna =…
05/06/16 Grif.Net – What Bible Mothers May have Told their Kids
10. = Samson! Get your = hand out of that lion. You don’t know where it’s = been! 9. David! I told you = not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay = good money for those lessons! = 8. Abraham! Stop wandering…
05/05/16 Grif.Net – Mother’s Definitions (part 3)
JUNK: Dad’s stuff. KISS: Mom medicine. LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business = venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and = sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for = three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.…