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We were interviewed this week = on marriage, love, sex, you name it.  Long day under lights, 3 = cameras etc.  Someday a tiny edited sound-bite might show = up. THEN, after we were done, the next day THIS was shared by a = dear friend.  WOW. Wish we could…

[I love = to travel. Lately, been to take care of grandkids while their parents = travel Europe. Hmmm. Here are some random thoughts on = dining] “The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five = or six days later, you’re hungry again.”   “I’m not sure how the…

[Quiz yourself on absolutely worthless pieces of = knowledge that will make you wonder why you know that]   1.  = John Sylvan created these but refusing to use them, as they are = wasteful, expensive, non-recyclable with a bad impact on the = environment.  What did he create that…

A Mexican = magicians tells the audience he will disappear on the count of = three.   He begins, “Uno, dos” and *poof* . = . he disappeared without a tres. At the = start of the Baseball Season we are pleased to announce the Vienna = Sausage Boys Choir will…

[While we are safely home after 2 weeks with = grandkids, the OTHER grandparents are now “on duty” watching = the kiddos.  But figure they may need some quality jokes, so start = with these oldies]   Did you hear = about the cat who ate cheese and sat by…

Today is Memorial Day, a = time to remember and reflect on those who have given ‘the last = full measure of devotion’ in defense of our nation.  We pray. = We read Bible verses. We think about heaven. We embrace families who are = not celebrating with a picnic…

What did the volcano say to the = earthquake?It’s not my fault.   Why is the = sea so restless? It has rocks in its = bed.   When can you tell the ocean is = friendly? When it = waves.   What happened to the ship from China with…

[After the HUGE success of US Trivia earlier this week = – 2 people “liked it” on Facebook – we decided = to make this a regular feature each week.  Sorry.]   1. Who was = the first President to eat French fries in America?   2. What is =…

Does anybody else have a = wife who loves to play that game called = “Yell-from-a-closet-four-rooms-away-and-gets-upset-when-I-can&#8217= ;t-hear-her"?   Can’t wait ’til I’m old = enough to pretend I can’t hear.   Contrary to popular = belief, it’s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the =…

1. About Taxis.  Which city in the US has the = most taxicabs?  About how many people use them on an average = day.   2. About Marriage.  Which states have the lowest = marriage rate in the US?  Which states have the = highest?   3. About Housing. About…

[And before you ask, yes, I’m still hanging with = grandkids]   A friend was out fishing in the lake. He reached for a = pack of cigarettes but found he had forgotten the matches.  How did = he solve this dilemma?He opened the pack, dropped one cigarette = overboard…

Here’s an example of how the Lord’s = Prayer can guide your prayers (by Max Lucado) Our = FatherThank you for adopting me into your = family.Who isThank you, my Lord,for being a God of the = present tense:my Jehovah-jireh (the God who provides),my = Jehovah-raah (the caring Shepherd),my Jehovah-shalom…

[Hanging with 9 of 13 grandkids, so have to ask = questions from age 6 to 17] What do you call the Nintendo Wii in = France?A Nintendo Yes ~~What do you do with a sick chemist?If = you can’t Curium or Helium, you have to Barium. (I’d tell you…