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As Teresa and I = approach our 46th anniversary this Sunday, I was asked to = share some thoughts with younger couples on the benefits of a marriage = of such long duration.   "Tell us, Bob, = just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years…

A= family took a trip to Disney World.   After three exhausting days, = they headed home.   A= s they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, = Mickey.”   T= he daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.”   = T= he father waved, rather weakly, and said,…

[Yesterday’s jokes were = for the kids. We move up a notch to jokes for the = FAMILY.] Dad: “Shame on you, = son.   Why did you hit your little = sister?” Son: Well, Daddy, we were = playing Adam and Eve with the apple and instead of tempting…

[Grandkids are missing the high = quality jokes than G’pa gives. So serving up an order for them to = enjoy] Q: Why did the sea monster eat five boats that were = carrying potatoes? A: No one can eat just one potato ship. = Q: What do you get…

[Last week’s humor on quitting a job struck a = chord with many. OK, two.  But here are MORE excuses of why I = quit.] I quit my job at the Music Magazine because they were = always asking me to give rave reviews.   I quit my = job…

[Jonathan Parnell has = written much on male/female identity issues facing the church = today.  We are borrowing a few paragraphs for the more serious = ‘weekend’ edition of the grif net = blog]   Homosexuality is not the = only sin mentioned in I Corinthians 6:9-10 “Or do you…

Ann Landers wrote this true quip: = “At 20, we worry about = what others think of us.   At 40, we = don’t care what they think of us.   At 60, we = discover they haven’t been thinking of us at = all.”   ANSWERS FROM JUNE 9…

[WE have questions. Do YOU have the answers . . . = without Google]   1. If = you’re planning to wrap a mummy in the proper Egyptian manner, how = many feet of linen cloth do you need?   2. With the = severe drought impacting Australia, what did…

I quit my job at the aluminum can recycling plant = because it was soda pressing.   I quit my = job at the Sidney Zoo because I just didn’t have the = koalafications.   I quit my = job writing entries for the new thesaurus because the hours were…

[Borrowed from pundits and = late-night TV. Where else can you get such = advice?]   So, = what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but = beyond that, I don’t recommend it.   The = unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is…

[My friend Wayne shared this traumatic = story] Wife: Oh No!!  The baby just swallowed some Scrabble = tiles! Me: Which ones? Wife: B…L…T…O…U…R…and…E = Me: Well, that could spell = trouble.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

We were interviewed this week = on marriage, love, sex, you name it.  Long day under lights, 3 = cameras etc.  Someday a tiny edited sound-bite might show = up. THEN, after we were done, the next day THIS was shared by a = dear friend.  WOW. Wish we could…

[I love = to travel. Lately, been to take care of grandkids while their parents = travel Europe. Hmmm. Here are some random thoughts on = dining] “The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five = or six days later, you’re hungry again.”   “I’m not sure how the…