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A friend came to my house for coffee, we sat and = talked about life. At some point in the conversation, I said, "I’m = going to wash the dishes and I’ll be right = back."   He = looked at me as if I had told him I was…

I’ve heard that they are not going to make = yardsticks any longer.   I’ve = heard that you can get used batteries free of charge.   I’ve = heard that not appreciating puns on a tombstone can be a grave mistake. =   I’ve heard that there are Flat…

I once = proclaimed, "I have the body of a Greek god!" = My wife said, "I thought Buddha was = Chinese?"   I once said, = “I have a photographic memory!”My wife replied, = “Here’s $3 to buy some new = film.”   I once shared, “I think a…

[More people daily are being added the workers here = providing you the grif.net blog humor]   Grif.Net = Help Line =3D Don Bothermy   Grif.Net = Bail Bonds =3D Freida Wander   Grif.Net = Security Team =3D Barb Wire, Constance Noring, and C. Howie = Run Grif.Net Tours =…

A Washington DC lawyer ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a = small-town Wyoming policeman. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop = because he is a lawyer from Washington DC and is certain that he has a = better education then any cop. He…

I had a friend noticed that I was really depressed and = said to me, “Cheer up! Things could be worse.  You could be = underground in a deep hole, and it is filled with water!” I = know he meant well, but . . .   ~~ Dr Bob…

Francis Scott Key (1779-1843 = is famously known for his poem that is now our national anthem.  = Few realize this Maryland lawyer was a deeply spiritual born-again = Christian, who taught Sunday School in a denomination that today has = left its biblical moorings, and later Secretary of the…

Every = day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV there = are photos of death and destruction. It is time to re-evaluate US = involvement there.  Time to ask the hard question – WHY ARE = WE STILL THERE?:   Why are = we still…

[Sadly, more word plays at the beginning of the = month]   At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in = a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"   Why did = Indians settle in Wyoming first? They had reservations.   Kids took a…

You know you are = from Wyoming if . . .  = . . You know = more people that own pickup trucks than people who = don’t  = . . Having snow = days in May isn’t that surprising to you  = . . As a kid, = the…

[Lots of posts = going around about pride in being from a given state.  Here, for = those less fortunate and not able to live in Wyoming, are some thoughts = about MY state]  = You know you are = from Wyoming if . . .  = . . You…

Final words of = some military heroes of the past . . .   Horatio Nelson = (shot during the 1805 Battle of = Trafalgar) “Thank God I have done my = duty.”   James Wolfe = (commander of the British assault on the = fortress of Quebec on Sept.…

Delta Flight 2255 from Atlanta = to Los Angeles seemed to be an ordinary flight with the exception of = Candy, who was the most loving flight attendant I’ve ever = encountered. Besides using her southern charm to quickly defuse every = situation, she began her welcome announcement by thanking…