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* The = odds of you dying on the way to buy a lottery ticket are actually = greater than your chance of winning.   * You = are born with 300 bones, but by the time you are an adult you only have = 206. [???]   * All…

* The = doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are = probably dead by now. * If you replace "W" with = "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to = each of them. * The Guinness Book of Records…

* 100 = years ago almost everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. = Today almost everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. * = The word "swims" upside-down is still = "swims". * Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, = scissors is just…

[Each = day this week we share a collection of oddities or questions to make you = think.  New experience for some, but trust it will be enjoyable for = all] * Which letter is silent in the word "scent," the = S or the C? * If you attempt…

When life is at its most bleak, = do you turn to God’s Word for guidance?  Let these 20 Psalms = bring encouragement when life brings overwhelming = challenges:   1. Psalm 5—When You are = Persecuted 2. Psalm 6—When You = are Depressed 3. Psalm 16—When You = are…

[Actual = signs, bumper stickers, magnets and t-shirts seen = recently]   Circular Definition: see = Definition, Circular   Dyslexics are Teople = Poo Air Pollution is a = Mist-Demeaner I’m Having an = Out-of-Money Experience Make Yourself at Home …..Clean My = Kitchen   Adult = on Board. I…

[Imagine trying to learn = English as a second language. Say each phrase out loud as you read = it.]   The = bandage was wound around the wound.   The = farm was used to produce produce.   The = dump was so full it had to refuse more…

One day a truck loaded with fertilizer got a flat tire = by a farm where a young boy lived. The lad walked by the truck = and asked the driver, "What are you going to use this fertilizer = for?" The man said, "I’m putting it on my =…

[At least one of these will bring a groan from every = age group. Guaranteed.]   Q: Why do = mummies make the best spies?A: They keep everything under = wraps Q: Why should you not view an eclipse through a = colander?A: You might strain your eyes   Q:…

I noticed = the paper reported that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to = cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even = number?:   I noticed it = seems ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom = until they are flashing behind…

[This poem = was written during World War II, on the wall of a cellar in the Cologne = concentration camp, by an unknown Jew facting = death.]   I believe in = the sun, even when it is not shining.And I believe in love, even = when there’s no…

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the = street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was = especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale’s Used Cars, = she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a…

[This is an update on an OLD joke, but still makes me = smile . . . and cry a little.  Here is a measure of aging between = 1967 when I was in college and fifty years later when I’m now on = Social Security]   1967: Long =…