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Overheard two old men sitting on a park bench as they = were talking about women.  The first said his wife had not spoken = to him in more than two months. He  sighed and admitted he was = thinking about divorce.   His friend = cautioned him to not…

An elderly couple was = celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as = childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after = they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school and = found the tree on the playground where he had carved…

Q: Why were the Star Wars = movies made out of order (4,5,6, then 1,2,3)? A: Because in charge of = scheduling, Yoda was   Q: Where do Sith = shop? A: The Maul. Everything is half = off   Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker = cross the road? A:…

Q: What do you call = a pirate droid?A: Argh2-D2 Q: Why did the droid cross the = road?A: Because it was programmed by a = chicken Q: Why does = Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?A: So it doesn’t Hang = Solow Q: What do you…

[Today = we begin a truly unremarkable interview about Star = Wars]   Q: What = is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?A: Luke = warm   Q: Why = don’t you like to eat Wookie steak?A: Seems to be a little = chewy   Q: What = bedtime story…

American = Baptist missionary Adoniram Judson arrived in Burma (today Myanmar) in = 1812, and died there in 1850. During that time he suffered imprisonment, = torture, and disease. After the death of his beloved wife, Ann, he was = so depressed that he sat daily beside her tomb. Three…

[Do you know about these lesser known people/places in = the Legend of King Arthur? Neither did I until I read it in the Grif Net = Blog, so it HAS to be true]   Q: What = knight who could always be relied on to do the = unexpected?…

Grif.Net Camp Director =3D Lawson D. = Woods   Grif.Net Seasonal Adjustment Disorder Specialist =3D = Mahmoud S. Bleak   Grif.Net = Chair Tester =3D Mike Easter   Grif.Net = Meteorologist =3D Claudio Vernight   Grif.Net = Swedish Attorney =3D Bjorn Liar   Grif.Net = Xerox Reproduction Center =3D Fresh…

Sent a Buddhist friend a = Christmas present (ironic, eh?) nicely giftwrapped. He opened it and = found it was empty and said, “Aha! Just what I = wanted.”   A Zen master told me, “Do the opposite of = what I tell you.” So I didn’t.   At the…

An attorney, cross-examining the local = coroner, queried, "Before you signed the death certificate had you = taken the man’s pulse?" "No," the coroner = replied. "Well, then, did you listen for a = heart-beat?" The coroner answered, = "No." "Did you check for respiration? = Breathing?", asked the attorney.…

(First weekday of the month?  Highest quality = word-plays delivered fresh.)   My first job = was a city trash collector. I wasn’t trained for the task, but I = picked it up as I went along.   Is it true = that Beethoven’s favorite fruit was a = BA-NA-NA-NAAA?…

Too many people put off something that brings them = joy just because they haven’t thought about it, don’t have it on their = schedule, didn’t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from = their routine.   I got = to thinking one day about all…

[Like = my daily posting of minion humor or the grif net blog, my buddy Scott = down the street in Casper shares his daily “grins and = groans”.  Saved some of the best of them from the past few = months to share with you.]   Dry-erase whiteboards in…