Ever wonder about the abbreviation ASAP? Alden in = Salt Lake forwarded me this timely reminder. Generally we think of = “ASAP” in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. = Important. Rush without delay. Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a = different manner,…
01/26/18 Grif.Net – Stray Dog
[A friend requested = this old story to use as a sermon illustration. I smiled again, so . . = .] A minister was walking down the street when he came upon a = group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.…
01/25/18 Grif.Net – Weakly Diet Moaning
[I started a month-long diet Jan 15. This is my second = update on the grif net blog] My dieting = goal was to lose 20 pounds. After nearly two weeks, I only have 25 = to go. I will never understand why some people say hurtful =…
01/24/18 Grif.Net – Need for More Helpers
[In the past month, readership of the Grif Net Blog = has increased, so added some folks to the headquarters’ = staff] Grif.Net Swedish Snowboarding Instructor =3D Soren = Dekeester Grif.Net Soloist =3D Kerry Oki Grif.Net = California Energy Commission Advisor =3D Tanya Lightov Grif.Net =…
01/23/18 Grif.Net – Books for a New Generation
Found a = number of titles that might be more appealing for today’s college = students than the classics, including: **Jane = EyreBNB **Star = Warped **Tess = of the d’Uberdrivers **Alice = in Blunderland **LOLita **Tinder is the = Night **Audacity of Dope …
01/22/18 Grif.Net – Self-Help Book
A fellow I know was struggling with meeting new = friends and building relationships and have people like him, so he = started searching the library for books on the subject. He was so = pleased to find a new volume entitled, “How to Make Someone Like = You.” He…
01/20/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Smile Cards
My four grown children were all home visiting this = weekend so we decided to go out for brunch. The centre of = attention was my toddler granddaughter. She had never had pancakes = before so we were excited about her trying them. We always try to make = our…
01/19/18 Grif.Net – Soup
Taking care of our four-year old grandson, we asked = him what he would like for breakfast. “Soup” was his = only choice. Being a wise Grandpa, I explained to him carefully = that soup was good, but wasn’t a normal breakfast food. It = was something people ate…
01/18/18 Grif.Net – Dieting One-Liners
[Can you tell that all I think about is food? Posting = these motivational one-liners around the house] I = know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many can I eat at night? I’m on = the rotation diet. Every time I turn around, I want to =…
01/17/18 Grif.Net – Dieting Again
[Day three of my diet. Started asking questions to = keep me sane] Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?A: A = desserter. Q: Why shouldn’t I quit and not worry about gaining = those extra pounds?A: Fat people are harder to kidnap. Q: Did…
01/16/18 Grif.Net – Getting Even
After a couple hours = shopping at the super store, I headed to the line checking out. The = clerk asked, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my = purchase. As I couldn’t find my wallet in the bottom of my = purse, it took a while fumbling to…
01/15/18 Grif.Net – Good Book
In the 1950’s, a new pastor decided to just go = to each home his small town and introduce himself with a visit with = every family, even though most were not in his church. He = showed up at a home and said, “Hi, I’m the pastor and =…
01/13/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Interview with an NFL Quarterback
Philadelphia Eagles quarterback = Carson Wentz explained one "lie" about the Christian faith = that Satan wants people to believe while sharing his testimony. The = 24-year-old Wentz, who is in his second season with the Eagles after a = successful collegiate career at North Dakota State University, joined =…