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[Grif.Net HQ is taking the President’s advice to = heart with all the tax cuts and hiring more staff.  Here are a few = new managerial positions filled in February]   *Director of = Grif.Net Biblical Studies – Vera Lee Isay   *Director of = Grif.Net Alcohol/Breathalyzer Testing – Eureka…

Why would God want = ME? I’m not perfect. I have all = kinds of problems. I have little ability. I have few gifts. I’m just not = worthy. Why would God want me?  Well, did you = know that . . . Moses stuttered.David’s armor didn’t = fit.John Mark…

[Getting closer to my dieting goal started on January = 15th – surviving until Valentine’s Day.  = Here’s the latest update]   Now = I’m really into Cross-Fit.  Every morning I Cross my fingers = and hope I can Fit into my jeans.   Some people = think of their…

[Marilyn forwarded these and = they brought sweet memories of the family tooling down Minnesota Highway = 55 in our robin-egg blue 1954 Chevy] For those who never saw any of = the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the = 1940’s and ’50’s.…

I was = standing in line behind a gal at McDonald’s who was wearing jeans with a = patch on the back pocket that said "Guess". So, I tapped her = on the shoulder and said “I’m thinking 250, maybe 300 = pounds?” My favorite way to dress is in…

I had a = math test in school today, and I couldn’t remember what 51, 6, and = 500 were in Roman Numerals. I was just LIVID.   I may = not get everything done this week. Only Robinson Crusoe had everything = done each week by Friday.   I…

At my annual dental check-up. The hygienist asked, = “Bob, when was the last time you flossed?” I looked = at her and said, “Don’t you remember? You were = there.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

When three of my grandchildren acquired a = half-grown mongrel,  I agreed to help them build a dog = house.   As we began the project, I knew that keeping them = involved was going to be a challenge. Much of my energy was spent = calling them back to…

[On January 15th I began a one-month = diet.  This week I added exercising to it.  So far . . . = ]   I just got in my 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick = up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.   I went for a…

[Following our pattern, on the first weekday of a = month we share some random thoughts and quality = word-plays]   My new thesaurus is = terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible.   Speaking of that, I = swallowed a dictionary and got thesaurus throat I’ve ever =…

[As = January concludes, I’ve been thinking] If based on the = amount of laundry each week, you must assume that there are people who = live in your home that you’ve never met . . = .   If = people forget to pay their water bill, maybe the…

With a buddy when he got an “emergency” = text from his daughter.  He said he had to deal with it, so I = stepped back and counted ceiling tiles for a minute.  Then he = shared what he was dealing with . . .   Girl: Dad, I =…

Fun with homonyms (words that sound the same, but have = different spellings and different meanings) is served up to begin our = week.  Each question asked must be answered by at least two = homonyms.   Ex: “If four couples went to a restaurant, how = many people dined?”…