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Me: “OK, Computer, you asked me to create a password, what = now?” Computer: “Password weak and = insecure.” Me: “It shouldn’t be. I followed the = instructions.” Computer: “Sorry. Password is fine. I was referring to = you.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net "Jesus Knows Me, This…

Me: "What’s the score so far? Who’s = winning?" Counselor: "Ok, so that’s really not how marriage counseling = works."   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

Son: “Mom and Dad, can I crawl into your bed and = sleep with you?  I’m scared of monsters.” Mom = (holding out her arms): “Sure, son.” Dad (rolling = over): “Not so fast. I can’t risk that monster following you = into my room and killing me.  Go back…

[Readers enjoyed the fictional accounts of five = ‘conversations’ of my college buddy that we shared a couple = weeks ago. Now, to add to your pain, we offer some = more!]   Wife: "I’m worried that the romance has gone out of our = marriage." Me: "I’ll see if…

Steven Hawking = said, "Heaven is a fairy story for people afraid of the = dark." John = Lennox responded, "Atheism is a fairy story for people afraid of = the Light."   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

We’ve = begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a = dog. Face it = – it was cheaper.  And you get more = feet.   Not saying my = new my dog is lazy, but . . . He = doesn’t chase cars. He…

Q: How is my = dog like a smart phone?  A: Both have = collar I.D.   Q: What do you = call a dog magician? A: A = labracadabrador   Q: What did = the mama dog say to her puppy? A: = “We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill…

I went to a = movie the other day and in the front row was an old man, seated with his = companion dog next to him.   It was a = sad/funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog = cried his eyes…

A dog walked into a butcher = shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walked up to the meat = case and calmly sat there until it was his turn to be helped. A man, who = was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed…

F= or years, Teresa and I enjoyed having a Border Collie named = “Ruffy”.  Many have marveled at how smart our dog = was.  Let me share a few examples: I asked her "What is = on the outside of trees?" S= he responded with, "Bark, Bark" Then I asked,…

[For new subscribers to the Grif.Net or for those = reading the daily blog on www.grif.net or on Facebook – on = Monday-Friday we send out a slightly warped blend of humor. On the = weekend we send out material that is more serious of a moral, ethical, = religious…

[Continuing a = snail-paced adventure on dieting]   "Fake = news," I whisper to myself as the bathroom scale shows me gaining = another pound.   My all-time favorite = machine at the gym is the one where you put money in and cool snacks = come out. So my…

THANK YOU for = all the kind words and sympathetic birthday greetings yesterday.=C2=A0 = Many asked [seriously] how I was doing. I’m in pretty decent = shape for a dude who was in a serious car accident and spent the last = six weeks recovering in a hospital bed. Of…