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From my 70 years of = experience, I share the following advice . . . Why don’t = Americans fear Friday the 13th of April?  With the April = 15th Tax Deadline looming, nothing scares them = anymore Even on Friday the 13th I don’t have any = superstitions.  Personally,…

[Some friends suggested more = “cross” breed dog jokes. To show I’m not the only = person with really lame humor, I’m including some, along with my = own jokes about dogs]   Q: What do you = get if you mix a Labrador and a Yorkie? A: I think…

In an effort = to make churches more attractive to the younger generations, some = denominations are considering change: Their church location will = be listed as a =E2=80=9CSafe Space=E2=80=9D, so Millennials will not be = afraid to come.   Their church = will have a listing on =E2=80=9CNew Family…

[Returning from California – praise God, I = escaped alive but with far less money – I found they had some odd = breeds of dogs out there]   Pointer crossed with a Setter =3D Poinsetter, a = lovable Christmas pet.   Pekingese crossed with a Lhasa Apso =3D Peekasso,…

Frank was sitting in his living room when the doorbell = rang. Upon answering the door, he found a 6-foot tall cockroach that = grabbed him by the neck and beat him about the head and shoulders, then = leaves.   The next = night, the doorbell rang and it…

[= Getting older isn’t for sissies. Perspective comes to me that even = with a poorly-functioning leg hampers airports travel and swims with = grandkids, I am still able to travel and be with them and find other = outlets for fun and sharing love and memories with them.  Love…

(1) For teens: = When 4, 6, 8, and 9 = were all killed, who were the detectives suspicious = of?   (2) For = elementary kids: What is E.T. short for?   (3) For = kindergarteners: What did the right eye say to the left = eye?   (4)…

[Always fun to see what others = are doing]   I bought some shoes from a drug = dealer. I don’t know what he laced them = with but I can’t stop tripping.   ~~ My boss just texted me: = "Send me one of your funny jokes!" I texted…

Playing with grandkids for a week, I knew I had to = have some good riddles.  See how YOU would do.   Riddle = #1:  If the Burger King and Dairy Queen got married, where would = they live?   Riddle #2: Why is the longest human nose on record…

Out here in sunny California = and heard all about the great service in the hotel I booked.  After = dropping my stuff in a lovely room, I excitedly headed down to the hotel = lobby.   I = was only there for a minute when a very professional looking…

[First weekday of = the month so MUST send out the unusually bad word = plays]   When I was younger, I always wanted to become a = Gregorian monk. Unfortunately, I never had the chants.   I was mugged = in the grocery store parking lot. Fellow came up…

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Me: = "I baked you a pie to say I’m sorry for backing over your cat = with my car." Neighbor: "You did = what?" Me: "Baked you a = pie."   Me: “You’re = welcome.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I…