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[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I got a = new job at the game company, making pieces for chess sets.  Next = week I work knights.   The other day = someone left a…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] Jokes about = unemployed people are not funny. They just don’t = work.   The = doctor told my wife he was going to deliver our baby.  Personally, =…

Remembering = those who fought and died to keep America free this Memorial Day = Weekend, and swore to defend and uphold the Constitution.  Would = God the modern “leaders” who swear that really keep their = word. "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the = security of a…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] Wondered why = there was music coming out of my printer, but figured it was just the = paper jamming again. Speaking of = paper, I think toilet paper…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I just = called the doctor to see if he had something to help with my = tinnitus.  Don’t know why, but the line kept ringing and = ringing.…

05/23/18 Grif.Net – Month of PUns, #17  [MAY IS A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we = will share a couple truly bad word-plays, puns and groaners.] I hinted to my = boyfriend that I wanted to walk down the aisle with = him.  On our next date he took…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] Q: Bob, = why do French eat snails?A: They don’t like fast = food.   Q: Bob, = what really grinds your gears?A: People who borrow my sports car…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I gave = my English class a list of new vocabulary words to define.   = Each student could choose one word and tell the whole class its meaning. =…

If you can keep your head when = all about youAre losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can = trust yourself when all men doubt you,But make allowance for their = doubting too:If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,Or, = being lied about, don’t…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] Love my = credit union.  They are sponsoring me in a marathon.  I hope = to give them a run for their money.   Dart = boards on the…

[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I just have to = ask . . . What are petrified forests so afraid = of?   If my golf = game is not up to par, is…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] My = neighbor asked my permission to set up an invisible electric shock fence = to keep her dog out of my yard.  I can’t see that = happening.…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] You may = think the word suolucidir looks silly, but if you read it backwards, = it’s just ridiculous.   I = saw an ad in the thrift shop…