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[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] My children = are struggling trying to master the multiplication tables. I can attest = to all that I live in trying times.   In the USA I am…

I read = that Starbucks is going to close for a day to give its employees = “moral guidance”.   Doesn’t Chick-fil-A do = that every Sunday?   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] There = is a “Hecklers Anonymous” meeting tonight, but I’m not = attending.  I read that you had to bring your own = boo’s.   I did attend =…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] My new = girlfriend works at the zoo.  I think she’s a = keeper.   Geologists accept our planet = just as it is, even with all its faults.…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] My = friend is an English teacher but her contract was not renewed.  She = wondered what to call that feeling. I suggested PGSD (Post-Grammatic = Stress Disorder).  …

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I = swallowed a dictionary and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever = had. Without my dictionary, I’m at a loss for words = describing how I feel.…

[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] If you live a poultry farm, you = may be a chicken tender.   I don’t = understand all these abbreviations.  Could someone tell me what is = “AKA”…

Brenda shared, “I was in = Dollar Tree last night and there was a lady and two kids behind me in = the LONG line. One was an older boy, one was a = toddler.   The bigger one had a pack of = glowsticks and the baby was screaming…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.=A0 Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] Our bakery has Obi Wan cannoli on = sale for today only.   Our = caf=E9 is offering Wookie Steak sandwiches on May the 4th, but = personally I…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] With great reflexes comes great = response ability.   People = think I’m strange because a swallowed an abacus. Don’t they = realize that it is what’s inside that…

[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] My psychic = adviser was quite overweight, but that made her a good four chin = teller.   My friend = DAVID was a victim of ID theft.  He’s…

[MAY IS A = MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] I couldn’t believe that = criminal picked the pocket of a dwarf. How could he stoop that = low?    I faced a lot = of pressure from friends…

A = minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he = was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter.  So he = put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled = the block 10 times.  If…