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My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. =   When I’m in a good mood, it turns green. =   When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his = forehead.   ~~~Dr. Bob Griffin [email protected] www.grif.net "Jesus Knows Me, This I =…

Just read about two men who were sentenced to die = in the Texas State electric chair on the same day.  They were led = down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. A priest had = given them last rites, the formal speech had been given…

Hurricane season reminded me of a trip to Florida = many years ago. Bad winds from a hurricane caused us to experience = repeated power failures. Lights would flicker, brown out and then = everything went dark and we were left sitting with just a flashlight for = comfort..  …

W= hen Jesus came to Golgotha, they hanged Him on a tree, T= hey drove great nails through hands and feet, and made a Calvary; = T= hey crowned Him with a crown of thorns, red were His wounds and deep, = F= or those were crude and cruel days,…

Spring brought a rash of new hires here at GNHQ.  = All our loyal bloggers join me in welcoming . . .   >>Grif = Net Director of Employee Loyalty Program =3D Upton = Leftus   >>Grif Net Director of Year-End Bonuses =3D = Holly Unlikely   >>Grif = Net…

I know a gal = who is a social vegan.  She avoids meet.   I’d be = vegan if bacon grew on trees.   People make = such a big deal over vegans.  I don’t get it.  = Personally, I’ve never had a beef with = one.   Dear Vegan:…

In = Colorado, a friend decided to get in on the marijuana craze by raising = his own crop in his backyard garden.  Everything was going fine = until a flock of terns landed in his garden and ate all the = seedlings.   Doing = everything he could to…

[Rerun from ten years ago that = was requested by two readers of the blog.  Now that I am past 70, = some of these are way too real.]   1. Give Me that Old Timer = Religion 2. Precious Lord, Take My Hand (and Help Me, = I’ve Fallen…

I = walked into a swanky art gallery and noticed on the wall next to the = coat-room a startling picture.   I = called over the curator and asked, “Who did this surreal, = abstract, post-modern painting of an angst-ridden, haunted old = man?”   Calmly, = he replied,…

In London, our British Airways flight was delayed = at the terminal for about an hour.  When the plane finally taxied = onto the runway the captain came on the intercom to apologize. =   Making light of the issue, he said, "Ladies = and gentlemen, I would like to…

[First weekday = of every month we try to ‘wow’ you with clever = word-play.  But after an ENTIRE MONTH OF MAY with lousy puns, this = first-of-the-month offering  probably won’t work, = either] Did you hear about the Bass Pro Shop huge paddle = sale?  Salesmen there said it…

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] When I = die, I want to be cremated.  It is my last hope of a smokin’ = hot body.   Ireland’s= capital is the world’s fastest growing city. …

[MAY IS = A MONTH OF PUNS.  Each weekday, we will share a couple truly bad = word-plays, puns and groaners.] Never date = cross-eyed people. They might be seeing somebody else on the = side. I had = a good joke about margarine, but my wife told me not…