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Here is a quiz = about McDonald’s, the fast food giant of the world today.  = With 37,000 locations world-wide today, McDonald’s has more stores = than Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell and Arby’s = combined.  1 out of every 100 people in the WORLD will eat at a =…

Worker suffers = leg pain after crane drops 800 pound ball on his = foot   Homicide victims = rarely talk to police   Barbershop = singers bring joy to school for deaf   Miracle cure = kills fifth patient   Bridges help = people cross rivers   17 remain…

[Odd = little tidbits from friends of mine] I’ve watched the news = while taking all my meds. It’s still not = enough.   Working = in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself = doing.   I = always thought Chiropractors were useless until I hurt…

Heard = that college students on the big island of Hawaii are graduating Magma = Come Loud.   I’ve = learned that Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s = at.   It you = can’t learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it = badly.…

I’ve learned…. That when your newly born = grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re = hooked for life.    I’ve learned…. That the best classroom in the = world is at the feet of an elderly person.    I’ve learned…. That when you’re in love,…

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He was grateful, but seemed = surprised. He asked, “Aren’t you worried that I might be a = serial killer?” “Nah,” I replied, “The odds of two serial = killers being in one car at the same time are 10 million to =…

[Real signs posted in restaurants’ windows, with = some of my comments added after]   Chinese = magic: All winter fat changed here into spring rolls.   Pilates? = Close. We offer “pie” and “lattes”.  (Now, = THAT is a place for my next workout)   Open 8 days =…

When Teresa and I were married (btw, that was June 19th, = 1970 in case you missed everything I wrote yesterday about our = anniversary), as we were touring the Black Hills on our Honeymoon I = asked her seriously, “Now that we’re married, do you think you’ll = be…

For two years they knew each other with mutual and = growing dislike.  He was the wild youth, pushing the envelope of = every rule, while she was Miss Prim-and-Proper.  Both were gifted = college students, talented, in plays and choirs, but no inclination to = think of each other.…

Before my shoulder surgery, the anesthesiologist = offered to use something like gas or just hit me on the head with an oar = to just knock me out.   I = didn’t like the two choices, but it seemed to me like an ether/oar = situation.   ~~ Dr…

The = other day, someone in our town read that a meth lab had been found in an = old house in a poor neighborhood, and asked me a rhetorical question, = ”Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you and I were growing = up?” I replied: "I…

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class = about the difference between right and wrong.   "All right children, let’s see how you apply = this.  Here is an example," she said.   "If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take = his billfold with all…

A slightly inebriated man stumbled into a baptismal = service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river.  He proceeded to = wander into the water and stood next to the Minister.  =   The Minister turned, noticed the old drunk and = said, "Mister, are you ready to find…