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When I saw my = old mechanic I asked, "Hey, whatever happened to Louie who used to = work on cars with you?"   “Well&#82= 21;, he replied, "he got this crazy idea in his head that he’s = gonna make a new kind of car."   “New = kind?…

[More = random thought on diet and food.]   You can = tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your = bathrobe out.   I need = to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder = disgrace.   Diet = Coke – making people…

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"Intentional living is the = art of making our own choices before others’ choices make us." = ~Richie Norton   “Live with = intention.Walk to the edge.Listen Hard.Practice = wellness.Play with abandon.Laugh.Choose with no = regret.Appreciate your friends.Continue to learn.Do what you = love.Live as if this is all there…

[Okay, I might = have been the one saying them]   Statistically, = 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.   Did you hear = about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right = now.   I once heard a = joke about amnesia,…

My grandson = took going to jail very badly. He refused all offers of food and drink. = Spit, kicked and swatted at anyone who came near him. Finally broke down = crying, and I think he may have even soiled his own = pants. Mark it = down. That…

People = are lot less judgmental when you say you ate an ‘avocado salad’ instead = of a bowl of guacamole.   My diet = always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings = into the office later that morning.   I was = never…

Some years ago while traversing Prince Edward Island, I was blessed = to meet Bruce = MacNaughton.  Since then, I get to enjoy his weekly blog and LOVE = inspiring thought he shares about life.  Here is a = sampling:   “Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only…

I said, = “Doctor, every morning I when wake up and look in the mirror I = feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with = me”?   He answered, = “I don’t know, Bob, but your eyesight is = perfect.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus…

[Random = fractured fairy tale ideas]   As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw = people in half.  Was he an only child? No, he had lots of half-brothers and = sisters   Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s = lamp? Me neither. It would take a…

[First of the = month means another attempt and puntiful humor] Not sure that my = new tax accountant, Mr. Lou Pole, will get me out of trouble with this = IRS audit.   When the = electrician arrived home at 3 a.m. his wife asked him, “Wire = You Insulate?”…

A musician who = joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time = with the rest of the band. Finally, the = captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I’ll throw you = overboard. It’s up to you, sync or swim."   ~~ A…

[But the = cruise ship humor floats on]   Odd questions = asked on board our ship and answers courtesy of the crew (if needed; = some are “duh” questions)   Q: “Is = the water in my cabin’s toilet fresh water or sea = water?” A: [Room = Steward] “I…