A female = reader of the grif net blog sent me this true = story: While I was = shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of = a lingerie store caught my eye. "Do you = think your Daddy would like…
10/24/18 Grif.Net – Synonyms
In 1998 when teaching at a college, a young lady = who was writing a paper for my class came to me asked, "Dr Bob, = what’s the difference between to annoy, anger and = exasperate?" I = replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show…
10/23/18 Grif.Net – Vowel Trouble
Q: Why is “o” the loudest = vowel? A: Because all the others are in audible. = [This one may take some time to catch. Credit to = Reader’s Digest] ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"
10/22/18 Grif.Net – Grudge
Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a = lip balm. By mistake, I gave her the tube of Super = Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to = me! ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected]…
10/20/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Funny?
FUNNY . . = . Funny how a = $20 bill looks so big when you take it to = church, but so small = when you take it to the grocery store. Funny how we = can’t think of anything to say when we pray, but don’t…
10/19/18 Grif.Net – The Cold Diet
We all know = from high school science class that it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of = water 1 degree Celsius. Translated into meaningful terms – ones = that they never taught us in high school – this means that if you eat a = very cold…
10/18/18 Grif.Net – Aside
Fun little = “asides” from some of my friends to update their lives. And = from the looks of some, it must be nearing election = time: Ken H asked, = “Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and = feel glad that you are…
10/17/18 Grif.Net – Considerations
[Yesterday we focused on how women = “understand”. Today, an eclectic assortment of facts about = women no one asked for] Did you know . . . …there are 3 BILLION women who don’t look like = supermodels and only 8 who do! …Marilyn Monroe wore a size…
10/16/18 Grif.Net – Only Women Understand
Top Ten Things Only Women = Understand 10. Why it’s good to have five pairs of black = shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and = off-white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. = Fat clothes. 6. A = salad, diet drink, and a…
10/15/18 Grif.Net – Rules for Housekeeping
TEN RULES OF = HOUSEKEEPING 1. Vacuuming = too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and = shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions Carpet = Fresh. 2. Dust = bunnies can evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed. Rename the area = under the couch…
10/13/18 Weekend Grif.Net – Abundant Single Life
[Yesterday I = sent some =E2=80=98real=E2=80=9D humorous replies to =E2=80=9CWhy = aren=E2=80=99t you married yet=E2=80=9D.=C2=A0 Pastor Dan Parton shared = this response, the words of his former secretary Joanna Jackson whose = family was also friends of my wife. She remained single and pure her = entire life. She died…
10/12/18 Grif.Net – Why Aren’t You Married Yet?
[A single = 30-something teacher forwarded a few "snappy comebacks" to the = question asked her: "Why Aren’t You Married Yet?" I added a = few more, so . . ] You haven’t = asked yet. I was hoping = to do something meaningful with my life. …
10/11/18 Grif.Net – Hurricane Quiz
[Remembering = those in the Florida Panhandle being impacted today by Hurricane = Michael] (1) Hurricanes were first given women’s names to replace = an old numbering system in 19____. (2) Hurricanes = – because of their high winds, disaster potential and destructive power = – were always named…