[Here are the =
Top Ten Signs you’re in for a long sermon]
10. =
There’s a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a =
cooler.
9. The =
pews have camper hookups.
8. You =
overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few extra cd’s =
on hand to record today’s sermon.
7. The =
preacher has a box of cookies hidden in the =
pulpit.
6. The =
preacher breaks his sermon for an =
“intermission”.
5. The =
bulletins have pizza delivery menus.
4. When =
the preacher asks a deacon to bring in sermon notes, he rolls in a =
4-drawer filing cabinet.
3. The =
choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.
2. =
Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the =
preacher turns up a four-foot tall hour-glass.
AND THE NUMBER =
ONE SIGN YOU’RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON
1. The =
minister says, "You’ll be out in time to watch the super bowl" =
but it’s still a week away!
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"