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Debbie = McDaniel, a pastor’s wife, stated simply, “Christ is = King”. Here are FIVE TRUTHS that draw us closer towards = Christ, reminding us that He alone is King.   1. God’s Word = tells us the people cut palm branches and waved them in the air, laid =…

A local Wyoming property manager was showing a single-family home to a = prospective tenant and asking the usual = questions:   "Professionally employed?" he asked. =   "My husband is a welder in the oil field," the wife = answered.   "Children?"   "Oh, yes, ages six, nine and…

Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. =   Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do = something REALLY big.   Don’t listen to critics – just do what has to be done. =   Build on high ground.   For…

My friend in California was driving down the street and passed an = intersection with a traffic camera. As he drove through, it flashed. =   Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he thought he was well = under the legal limit, he turned around and, going even…

As I’m getting on in years, I went to see my lawyer and said = ,"I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go = about it."   My lawyer tried to relieve my concern and said, "No problem, just = leave it all…

Jim Augustin = sends ten truly terrible puns and word plays on the “ONE-th of = every MONth”.  Occasionally I have “borrowed” a = pun or two for my meager offerings.  But April 2019 from Jim was = worth forwarding to you in total, as March Madness morphs into April…

I saw him in = the church building for the first time last Wednesday. He was in his = late-70’s with silver hair and a neat brown suit. Many times in the past = I had invited him to come. Several friends had talked to him about the = Lord…

It’s all in the punctuation. An English professor wrote the words, = "Woman without her man is nothing" on the board and directed = students to punctuate it correctly.   The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is = nothing."   The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."…

Q: When is the best time to buy potting soil? A: When a sale makes it dirt cheap.   Q: What sort of television programs focus on migrating water = fowl? A: Duckumentaries Q: What do you call a neighborhood where = several authors live? A: A writers’ block.  …

[A friend who teaches ESL – English as a second language – = shared some sentences that caused trouble for her students to = understand]   1) The bandage was wound around the wound.   2) The farm was used to produce produce.   3) The dump was so full…

A Californian = winery managed to create a new type of wine by crossing Pinot Blanc with = Pinot Grigot.   As a side = effect, it reduces the number of times people need to get up to use the = bathroom during the night.   It is being =…

Flat-earthers = may walk to the end of the world to prove it’s flat, but = eventually they’ll come around.    After all, the = only thing Flat-earthers have to fear is sphere = itself.   Since I can = say ‘So Long’ in 17 languages, that makes me very…

* If you find = yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. =   * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain Dance. =   * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * = The biggest troublemaker you’ll…