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Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout = Line   Two Russian Ships Collide, One Dies   Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 = Years   Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One   Drunken Drivers Paid $1000   Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should…

Pastor John Piper said, “The greatest = stumbling block for children in worship is that their parents do not = cherish the hour. Children can feel the difference between duty and = delight. Therefore, the first and most important job of a parent is to = fall in love with…

A recent legal immigrant from Poland went to our local DMV to apply = for a driver’s license. After passing the written test, he went to the = next station and was given a vision exam.   The technician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I…

A truck loaded with Vick’s Vapor Rub overturned on ta Wyoming = interstate. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 = hours.   If we put all the cars in America end to end, it would probably be = Labor Day Weekend.   A truck full of marmalade overturned down…

A woman was = found guilty in Traffic Court of an offense, and when asked her = occupation she replied that she was a 3rd grade = teacher.   The judge = solemnly rose from the bench.  “Madam, I’ve waited many = years for a teacher like you to appear…

[Can’t = make this up. 21 real song titles from past decades, including the = artist on whose records they were found.]   Loretta = Lynn/Conway Twitty – “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are so = Ugly”   Roy Clark – = “Thank God (and Greyhound) She’s = Gone”  …

{Now that I’m older, those songs from my teen years may need = slight revising] Herman’s Hermits — “Mrs. Brown, = You’ve Got a Lovely Walker” Bobby Darin’s — = "Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!" The Bee Gees — "How Can You Mend A = Broken Hip?" Roberta…

God proved His = love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God = saying to the world, ‘I love you.’ – Billy = Graham   God loves each = of us as if there were only one of us. – Saint = Augustine  …

[Thanks to Lynn for this story].    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. The little girl saw an = unwrapped piece of candy on the ground, picked it up and started to put = it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and…

A man walked into the bank, pulled out a gun, and robbed the = bank.  As he walked away, his mask slipped down off his = face.   So he turned back and asked the first customer in line, "Did you = see me rob this bank?"  The customer replied,…

A Texan rancher headed to Australia for a vacation. There he met an = Aussie farmer and got talking.   The Aussie showed off his big wheat field and the Texan said, = "Oh, we have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". =   Then they walk…

[I have 1400 Facebook friends. As I checked their posts, I’m = thinking I might need a new class of friend.] From Richard = – I was diagnosed with kleptomania, but I’m taking stuff for = it.   From Christina – I called my boss and asked if I could…

Heard it was = "Tax Season", so assumed I can hunt any Federal IRS agent I = see.  Anyone know if there is a limit on = ’em?   On the bottom of = the new 1040: “To save time, please make out your tax check to = China”.  …