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A woman phoned = her husband at work for a chat.   HIM: "I’m = sorry, dear, but I’m up to my neck in work today and I can’t talk right = now."   HER: "But = I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you, = honey."…

Charles Plumb, a US Naval Academy graduate, was a = jet fighter pilot in Vietnam.  After 75 combat missions, his plane = was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted = into enemy hands.  He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist = Vietnamese prison. He…

[MORE comments made in the year 1955 that my friend = Marilyn forwarded to me]   **It won’t = be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to = watch their kids so they can both work. **I’m afraid the = Volkswagen car is going to open the…

[Comments made in the year 1955 (the year my friend = Marilyn graduated from high school) that she remembered and forwarded to = me ]   **I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going = the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s = groceries for $10.00…

[While = visitation to Yellowstone National Park has skyrocketed over the years, = not everyone who goes to America’s first national park is a happy = camper. The following one-star reviews were taken from Yelp and Trip = Advisor.]   Seen ’em = all – “Seen one majestic and colorful…

Three Kings: = "When You Wish Upon a Star"   Noah: = “Somewhere over the Rainbow”   = Jezebel: = “Who let the Dogs Out“   = Elisha: = "Up, Up, and Away"   Methuselah: = "Stayin’ Alive"   Solomon: = “Wise Men say….”   = Pharaoh: Walk = like…

Noah: = "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"   Adam and Eve: = "Strangers in Paradise"   Esther: = "I Feel Pretty"   Job: = "I’ve Got a Right to Sing the Blues"   Moses: = "The Wanderer"   Jezebel: = "The Lady is a Tramp"   Lazarus: = "The…

Graciousness = isn’t high on the list of modern values. But it ought to be.  The = Three Graces of Greek and Roman mythology were sister goddesses who = dispensed charm, good humor and beauty. Also known as = the Charities, they presided over several other pleasures of life, such…

It was Friday = the 13th, and even though he was nervous about the date, Paul needed to = keep his appointment with the doctor.  When he returned home, his = wife Nancy noticed he looked depressed.   Nancy asked, = "Hey, what’s the problem? What did the Doctor =…

The widow took a look at her dearly departed a few minutes = before the funeral service and, to her horror, found that he was in an = old brown suit. She’d specifically said to the undertaker that she = wanted him buried in his blue suit she’d brought it…

You know it is time to reassess your relationship with = your computer when….   1. You wake up at 4 o’clock in the morning to go to the = bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. =   2. You turn off your…

[This question was asked of more than 200 job applicants. = Read it carefully and consider how YOU would answer]   You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. = You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the = bus:…

Joe shared, = “If anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at = Barnes & Noble from 6:00 pm until I get escorted out by = security.”   Mike said, = “I just tried a tasteless new cereal called ‘Nuttin Special, = Honey’”   Scott = complained, “Facebook has…