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Our local = veterinarian put himself through veterinary school working nights as a = taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine these two jobs = to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while = doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. =   He opened…

The teacher = noticed that a boy who was taking a true-false test was flipping a coin = on each question.   At the end of = the test as he looked over the page, the lad started flipping the coin = again.   His teacher = had to ask,…

A successful = young executive was riding his brand new car down a street near his = downtown office when he noticed a kid darting out from between parked = cars. He carefully slowed down. but as he appeared near that spot, a = brick smashed into his car’s passenger-side…

An artist = asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings = on display at that time.   "I have = good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is = that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it…

Little Jessi had completed her first month of = school.  Sobbing, she said, “Mommy, I’ll never learn = how to spell.”   Her mom = asked, “Why is that?”   She solemnly = replied, “Every week my teacher keeps changing the = words.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected]…

During the = wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual = offer. "Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. = When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and = cherish’ and all that stuff,  I’d…

[First of the = month so MUST share another batch of bad words] Amazed to see Old = Faithful still spouting regularly. All the geysers talkin’ about = it.   I wanted to = chicken-proof my front lawn so it would be = impeccable.   “I hate = snow. Wait,…

After just a = few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and = his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try = counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt = that this was their last…

[Only a = slightly-sacrilegious take on the original well-loved poem. Sorry I do = not have attribution; the writer probably went into witness = protection.]   One night I = had a wondrous dream, One set of = footprints there was seen, The footprints = of my precious Lord, But…

Bruce = admitted, “I saw a letter lying on the doormat. The envelope said = ‘DO NOT BEND’, so I spent the next 2 hours trying to figure = out how to pick it up.”   Sharon confessed: “In tsunami, the T is silent. In = honest, the H is…

[Son and Dad = had an “update” after the first month of = school]   Hey = Dad, $chool i$ = really great.  I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. = With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you =…

Top 10 Reasons = to Procrastinate:   1. =       ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

[After Labor = Day, I did some research on what Unions were doing and share these = updates for those interested]   The Custodians = of America were brushing up their resumes since their work was not = really picking up.   &nb= sp;       The Balloon = Makers formed a union…