February has a = history of being a good month for events. inventions and = innovations. Can you match the February invention or historic = event with the correct year? 1872  = ; Alka Seltzer = invented 1876  = ; Washington = Monument dedicated (started nearly 40 years =…
02/26/20 Grif.Net – My, How Moms Have Changed
Modern Mom: “That word is = inappropriate” My Mom: = “Say that again and I’ll wash your mouth out with = soap” Modern Mom: “Good job trying one bite of the = dinner I made. Now you can have Mac & Cheese” My Mom: “You’ll eat what I make…
02/25/20 Grif.Net – Wise Words by Famous Folks
My wife has a = slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to = breathe. – Jimmy Durante Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit = people only once a year. – Victor Borge Be careful about reading = health books. You may die of a…
02/24/20 Grif.Net – Reality Check Bouncing
Bob: = “It’s just at times like this that I wish I had listened to = what my mother always said.” Teresa: = “What advice did she give you?” Bob: “I = don’t know. I never listened.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus =…
02/21/20 Grif.Net – MORE Failed Church Signs
[More church = message signs] “What = part of ‘THOU SHALT NOT’ don’t you = understand?” “Jesus = is watching, but the police have radar” “Free = drinks. Just kidding. Free = Jesus” “Hooked = on Hokey Pokey? Come in and turn yourself = around” …
02/20/20 Grif.Net – Failed Church Signs
“We love = hurting people” “Prophecy= class cancelled due to unforeseen = circumstances” “Don̵= 7;t let worry kill you. Let our church = help” “God = doesn’t make misteaks” “Gardenin= g for God brings real peas” “Do you = know what Hell is? Come listen…
02/19/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates
Samuel = decided, “If the pastor doesn’t shake my hand Sunday, = I’m going to tear up the church bulletin.” Jim said, = “The police came by and asked me where I was between 5 and = 6. They seemed irritated when I told them = ‘Kindergarten’.” Scott shared,…
02/18/20 Grif.Net – Signs on my Kitchen Wall
If you don’t = like my standard of cooking, lower your = standards. If a messy = kitchen is a happy kitchen, this kitchen is = delirious. If we are what = we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap. I came, I saw, = I decided…
02/17/20 Grif.Net – Signs on my Living Room Wall
So this isn’t = ‘Home Sweet Home’. Adjust. Ring Bell for = Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself. I clean house = every other day. Today is the other day. Martha Stewart = doesn’t live here. I’m creative. = You can’t expect me to…
02/15/20 Weekend Grif.Net – Afraid to Die
The small-town doctor walked his dog over to visit a dying = patient. As the doctor was preparing to leave the man’s = bedside, the patient asked, “Doctor, I am afraid. Tell me what = lies on the other side.” Very quietly, the doctor said, = “I don’t know.” …
02/14/20 Grif.Net – Perils of Parenting (part 5)
At the supper = table, 9-year old Malachi asked, “Mom, where did I come = from?” A hush fell over the table and everyone looked at = Mom for her answer. While nervous and unsure of herself, she = mustered the courage to try to get a simple explanation of…
02/13/20 Grif.Net – Perils of Parenting (part 4)
With six kids = (four preschoolers) we are way beyond just needing a = ‘tidy-up’ or even have a ‘deep-clean’ at our = house. We have now = moved into the ‘looking for possible survivors’ = stage. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows…
02/12/20 Grif.Net – Perils of Parenting (part 3)
After some = deep thought and consideration over many years, my wife and I decided we = do not want to have children. We plan to = tell them at supper tonight. ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"