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[First of the = month. Every month puns and word-plays seem to get worse.  I = learned that if such word plays drive you crazy, it might be just = psychosemantic.]   What time of = day do I like?  6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands =…

Walking down = the street I found a cell phone.  It had no name on it, but I knew = whose it was.   So, I stopped = at the local TV station and asked for the weatherman. =   “Sir, I = think this is yours.”   “What =…

I was looking = for the perfect gift to get my wife for her birthday yesterday. = Are any of you old enough to remember as a child wearing = underwear with the days of the week printed on = them?   I thought the = set of these was…

My wife Teresa = is celebrating her special day under house-arrest.  Since I = can’t go to the store to purchase one, I’m looking for some = sweet sentiment to give her in a home-made card, showing what I think of = her.   What’s = your opinion of these?…

Bored with the = confinement of house arrest, I’m seeing many posts with lots of = questions to try to get to know one another.  From what YOU have = already revealed on social media, I already know TEN things about = you: 1) You can = read, since you…

‘Twas late in ‘19 = when the virus began Bringing chaos and fear to all = people, each land. People were sick, hospitals = full, Doctors overwhelmed, no one in = school.   As winter gave way to the = promise of spring, The virus raged on, touching = peasant…

“Hey = Jim”, called Harry. “Check out my new hearing aids. They = work so well, I could hear a pin drop!”   “Really?&= #8221; asked Jim. “That’s unbelievable. I’m actually = on the market for hearing aids, what type is it?” =   “Four = o’clock”, responded Harry  …

Hannibal = Lecter said, “If the food runs out, at least we still have each = other.”   The Terminator = told us: “Look for toilet paper in Aisle B, = back.”   Forrest Gump = commented, “And just like that, all the liberals that hated = plastic straws and…

When my = grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “Well, = I’m not sure . . . ”   “Look in = your underwear, Grandma,” he advised. “Mine says I’m 4 = to 6.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows…

[Humor from = Friends of the Grif Net to give us all a smile]   Heather M = related, “Today, Satan whispered in my ear, ‘You’re = not strong enough to get thru this’.  So I whispered, = ‘6 feet back, Satan’”.   Eric S said, = “My wife and…

[There is a = common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth = is that there are many adults who like them, too, but they are just too = embarrassed to admit it. Please laugh quietly to yourself.] Q. = What did the cat say after…

Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His = resurrection? John 20:7 tells us that the napkin, which was placed over = the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. . = The Bible gives an entire verse to tell us that the…

[Think my = friends have too much time on their hands and no one to talk = to] Susan H wondered, “I’m gonna ask my mom if her = offer to ‘slap me into next year’ is still on the = table.”   Kenneth T = said, “I just sent…