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An item in Thursday’s paper about = Massachusetts’ budget crisis made reference to new taxes that will = help put the state “back in the African-American”. = We apologize. The story should have said “back in the = black”.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows…

Editor’s apology: I originally wrote, = “When Woodrow Wilson was President, his wife grazed sheep on the = font lawn of the White House.”   I’m = sorry that typesetting inadvertently left out the word = ‘sheep’.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This…

In Wednesday’s Food Section, an inaccurate = number of jalapeno peppers was given for Jeanette Crowley’s = Southwestern chicken salad.   The recipe = calls for two, not twenty-two, jalapeno peppers.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

In last month’s health feature, reference was = made to “Sister Margaret Mary’s bust = clinic”.   It was, of = course, her “busy clinic”; the “t” and = “y” keys are next to each other on the = keyboard.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus…

In an article in last week’s paper about the = Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons), incorrectly said = that more than 2 million members of the church live in Utah, “a = state in which 70 percent take LSD.”   The article = should have read “a…

Bring us, O = Lord God, at our last awakening into the house and gate of = heaven: to enter into = that gate and dwell in that house, – where there = shall be no darkness nor dazzling, but one equal = light; – no noise nor = silence,…

For Sale: = Parachute. Only used once.  Never opened.   For Sale: Used = Cows.  Inquire in barn.   For Sale: All = Body Parts.  Joe’s Salvage Yard.   For Sale: = Lying Husband.  No reasonable offer = refused.   For Sale: = Home. By owner.  Because neighbor is a…

[Some headlines seem to blare the = oblivious]   **SCHOOL BOARD AGREES TO DISCUSS = EDUCATION   **WOMEN SOUGHT FOR STATE POLICE   **NEW STATE = BAR EXAM TO INCLUDE TEST OF LEGAL KNOWLEDGE   **HALF OF = ALL CHLIDREN TESTED SCORED BELOW AVERAGE   **FATHER OF = 11 FINED…

Noticed these = volumes on the shelf. Not sure anyone was buying them. **Moby = Disk   **Learning = Programming Bit by Bit   **War and = PC   **Keyboard = Maintenance: Learning Not to Lose Control   **A Tale of = Two CD’s   **Boot Camp = for Disk…

Waitress: Do = you want your coffee black? Bob: What = other colors do you have?   Science = Professor: Name the four main food groups. Student: = Frozen, Canned, Instant and Lite.   Elaine: = Don’t you think that couple makes a perfect = pair? Hank: Yes, I =…

[Have enjoyed = posting word-plays on the first weekday of the month for more than two = decades] To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage = jacket, know this: You can hide but you can’t = run.   I don’t = play soccer because I enjoy the…

When the world = my heart is rending,With its heaviest storm of care,My glad = thoughts to God ascending,Find a refuge from = despair.   This the hope = that shall sustain me,Till life’s pilgrimage is past;Tears = may vex and trouble pain me;I shall reach my home at =…

Mary and I once had to appear in court for domestic = problems. The judge asked Mary, "Why did you hit your husband with = a chair?"Mary replied, "Because the = table was too heavy!"   Not too long ago Mary went to a fortune teller who asked, = "So,…