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4 Types of Churches in Dealing with Political Issues [courtesy of = Eric Geiger]   As = we approach an election, church leaders will face pressure to overtly or = subtly bring politics into their messages or into their worship = services. By preaching politics I do not mean teaching…

As a meeting = on marital advice with 50 married couples  progressed, the speaker = asked for a show of hands on who was the “head of the = house”.  All the couples looked at each other, giggled, = hemmed and hawed, and not a hand was raised.   So…

A recent study concluded that women who are more than = 10 pounds overweight usually live longer . . .   than their = husbands who mention it.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

A&n= bsp;husband had just finished reading a new book titled, “You Can = Be The Man Of Your House.”   He = stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, = you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word…

A man was = married to a woman whose commands to her husband were as sharp as the = bite of a barracuda. It wasn’t so much that he was a coward, or = too timid to talk back, but you know how it is.  His whole purpose = was…

Grandkids = always know that G’ma is the one to go to for just about = anything.  Grandpa? Not so much.  I give ‘em an = occasional “attaboy” and some Cheetos, and I’m their = hero.   So when a = 10-year old boy asked me if G’ma and I…

It was said that distinguished American preacher, Samuel Davies, then = the President of the College of New Jersey (later renamed as Princeton = University), when on a visit to England on behalf of the College, was = invited to preach before King George III.   The youthful queen was…

[A couple = weeks ago I posted some jokes about letter carriers in the postal = service and response was so overwhelming (2 people said they liked it) = that I’m devoting a week to more postal  humor] =   A lady bought = a stamp at the post office…

I was at the = corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, = delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily appraising a = basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but was also = drawn to the display of…

A mother came = home from shopping and found a big ragged chunk of her freshly baked = cake mysteriously missing.  A gooey knife was laying nearby and = crumbs left a tell-tale trail to her son’s = bedroom.   She called her = son into the kitchen. "Justin," she…

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure = for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand = soap?   2. Is August too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? = I’m running out of things to do.   3. When this virus…

[Folks always = wonder about me, so here are some tell-all answers to questions my blog = fans asked]   Question: When = you were in college, what book helped you the most? = Bob: My = parent’s checkbook.   Question: Who = is the richest many in China? Bob:…

[Quoting my = friends always brings a smile or grimace to my = face]   Hans Z said, = “A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries, so I = tried it.  Didn’t like it. Going back to whipped = cream.”   Lyssa Z = reminds us, “It…