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My friend = Bruce said that he found his son chewing on electrical cords, so he had = to ground him. ·         =   He was = shocked, but currently the boy’s doing better and conducting = himself properly. ·         =   ·         = I wonder watt = he said…

[Th= is is a reprint of a true story of my wife’s ministry here in = Wyoming]   My = wife doctors many missionaries and we send packages of natural health = products anywhere in the world they are needed. One couple had struggles = in a foreign land because…

[Seriously, = ordered a medical device from Miami on July 7th. Postal = tracking showed it shipped July 10th and subsequent tracking = over the weeks showed this 4”x8” box in New Jersey, Los = Angeles, four different days in Denver and three times in Casper.  = Finally delivered August…

"Always = wear a hat when feeding seagulls." — Rocky, age = 9   "Sleep in = your clothes, so you’ll be dressed for school in the morning" — = Stephanie, age 8   "Don’t = flush the toilet when your dad’s in the shower." — Lamar, age = 10…

"Beware = of the school lunch room food when it looks like it’s moving." ~ = Rob, age 10   "Stay = away from prunes." ~ Randy, age 9   "Never = dare your little brother to paint the family car." ~ Phillip, age = 13   "Forget = the…

English is a strange language. Many of its words = come from long-dead "folk languages" of Britain, Germany and = Denmark that used short, guttural words to describe everything. These = were incorporated into German, the MAIN SOURCE of common English words = today!   Many English labels of body…

[First weekday = of each month we post amazing (rarely) or lame (mostly) word = plays]   He felt a = sense of building excitement as he headed to the DIY = store.   Someone stole = my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word. =  …

Daniel Darling, VP of National Religious Broadcasters, = wrote this week:   "Follower of Jesus." A follower of Jesus = myself, I normally like to see those words on someone’s Twitter profile. = Lately, however, I’m reluctant to scroll down for fear that this same = follower has cussed out…

** A messy = kitchen is a happy kitchen and my kitchen is = delirious.   ** No husband = has ever been shot while doing the dishes.   ** A husband = is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just = cleaned the whole…

YOU= MIGHT BE A PASTOR IF…   ~ = You’ve waded in a creek wearing a necktie.   ~ = You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that = you were.   ~ = You’d rather negotiate with terrorists than with the church = organist.  …

Walked into the library and after a few minutes = noticed a fellow staring at me.   Finally, he = came over and said, “You’re Bill, = right?”   “No”, I explained. “My name is = Bob.”   He stared and asked, “Are you sure you’re = not Bill?”  …

Students have = asked me (their professor) about jobs with good wages or benefits, so I = suggested:   **Window = Washers clear thousands.   **Naval = Officers get commissions.   **Bakers seem = to be rolling in dough.   **Gas Station = Attendants spend all day pumping it in.…

A friend = bought a reel [pun] fishing boat and wanted a “cool” name = that would set it apart from the others at the marina.  Boats I = could afford (14’ aluminum fishing boat) just had the required = state license number.  No fancy-pants name. But here were my…